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 Team:  Main: The Crazy Game Maste Level: 1031 Class: Engineer Joined: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:15 am Location: TARDIS, Time Vortex, Main Universe, Reality, Big Bang 2, Multiverse 1 |
 How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps.1. Buy a screwdriver (if you haven't got one, of course)
2. Unplug toaster and place upon clean table. (you will want a clean workspace) 3. When you open it you will see 2-8 heating coils ( also called heating elements, depending on toaster, year, make, and where you live on the planet. ) 4. Yank those coils out. 5. Go to a local autoshop and ask for some spark plug coils. They are bound to have some laying around. 6. Now that you have the aforementioned car coils, cut them down to size and put them inside the toaster. 7. Drive to your local nuclear testing range. 8. Run extension cord from bunker to toaster. DO NOT PLUG IT IN. 9. Drive back to bunker. Hole up, and plug in the extension cord. Enjoy your overclocked toaster! 10. If you value your life don't do this. _________________ JeffL wrote: Not sure if the quality is really up to snuff, tbh. JeffL wrote: Maybe you guys are right. We can leave things how they are for now and get more feedback later. |
| Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:54 pm |
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 Team:  Main: Radia Level: 1101 Class: Speed Demon Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:04 pm Location: q3dm17 |
Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps. But is the toast golden brown?
_________________ Jey123456 wrote: That will happen in a future closer than most futures.  No Context. Ever. Idaten. |
| Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:55 pm |
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 Team:  Main: Stabberz Level: 2153 Class: Gunner Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:55 am |
Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps. This might seem really weird but it works well.
If you ever get a kanker sore in your mouth, you can easily get heal it by mixing a small amount of bleach and ammonia together and using it as a mouthwash. It'll be gone in a day or two. Just MAKE SURE you don't swallow it. _________________ Blue Dwarf wrote: In space, no one can hear you cha cha cha. 
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| Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:09 pm |
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 Team: Main: Eurus Level: 2330 Class: Shield Monkey Joined: Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:27 pm |
Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps. Griffin wrote: This might seem really weird but it works well. If you ever get a kanker sore in your mouth, you can easily get heal it by mixing a small amount of bleach and ammonia together and using it as a mouthwash. It'll be gone in a day or two. Just MAKE SURE you don't swallow it. Sooo... Bucket, piss, bleach, iced bottle of sparkling for that bubbly fresh feel? _________________ Space for rent! |
| Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:10 pm |
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Team: Main: Stabberz Level: 2153 Class: Gunner Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:55 am |
Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps. The Salty One wrote: Griffin wrote: This might seem really weird but it works well. If you ever get a kanker sore in your mouth, you can easily get heal it by mixing a small amount of bleach and ammonia together and using it as a mouthwash. It'll be gone in a day or two. Just MAKE SURE you don't swallow it. Sooo... Bucket, piss, bleach, iced bottle of sparkling for that bubbly fresh feel? /me sighs _________________ Blue Dwarf wrote: In space, no one can hear you cha cha cha.
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| Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:46 pm |
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Team: Main: Myrtok Level: 1620 Class: Speed Demon Joined: Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:43 am |
Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps. Griffin wrote: This might seem really weird but it works well. If you ever get a kanker sore in your mouth, you can easily get heal it by mixing a small amount of bleach and ammonia together and using it as a mouthwash. It'll be gone in a day or two. Just MAKE SURE you don't swallow it. Mixing bleach and ammonia causes a chemical reaction that produces poisonous gasses, including chloramine, which is deadly. Depending on the ratio of ammonia to bleach you may also get hydrazine, which is not only poisonous, but also tends toward explosiveness. This will all happen pretty much instantly while the mixture bubbles, splatters, and steams. tl;dr: MIXING BLEACH AND AMMONIA CAN EASILY KILL YOU. NEVER DO IT, AND ESPECIALLY NEVER PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH. This thread should really be locked now. Maybe even deleted. _________________ pip8786 wrote: Dorin Nube... you win the best post on the forums ever award. Well done. HAL wrote: You are greedy and ignorant, you can't have everything in life for free. |
| Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:02 pm |
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Team: Main: The Crazy Game Maste Level: 1031 Class: Engineer Joined: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:15 am Location: TARDIS, Time Vortex, Main Universe, Reality, Big Bang 2, Multiverse 1 |
Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps. Dorin Nube wrote: Griffin wrote: This might seem really weird but it works well. If you ever get a kanker sore in your mouth, you can easily get heal it by mixing a small amount of bleach and ammonia together and using it as a mouthwash. It'll be gone in a day or two. Just MAKE SURE you don't swallow it. Mixing bleach and ammonia causes a chemical reaction that produces poisonous gasses, including chloramine, which is deadly. Depending on the ratio of ammonia to bleach you may also get hydrazine, which is not only poisonous, but also tends toward explosiveness. This will all happen pretty much instantly while the mixture bubbles, splatters, and steams. tl;dr: MIXING BLEACH AND AMMONIA CAN EASILY KILL YOU. NEVER DO IT, AND ESPECIALLY NEVER PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH. This thread should really be locked now. Maybe even deleted. Anyone who takes this thread seriously is a noob to life. _________________ JeffL wrote: Not sure if the quality is really up to snuff, tbh. JeffL wrote: Maybe you guys are right. We can leave things how they are for now and get more feedback later. |
| Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:05 pm |
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Team: Main: Myrtok Level: 1620 Class: Speed Demon Joined: Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:43 am |
Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps. thecrazygamemaster wrote: Anyone who takes this thread seriously is a noob to life. There are kids on here who pretty much are noobs to life. Everybody is a noob at first. I like the toaster trick though. _________________ pip8786 wrote: Dorin Nube... you win the best post on the forums ever award. Well done. HAL wrote: You are greedy and ignorant, you can't have everything in life for free. |
| Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:38 am |
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Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps. I OC'd my toaster. Hooooooly shit.
_________________ JeffL wrote: ASS Device? Visorak wrote: We aren't paid to innovate. We aren't paid to do things the easy way. We aren't paid to do things the smart way. We are SS. We do things Jeff's way. |
| Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:33 am |
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 Team:  Main: playerboy345 Level: 2035 Class: Berserker Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:25 am Location: The Netherlands |
Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps. I OC'd my penis. Hooooooly shit.
_________________ JeffL wrote: because we can and it looks really cool The Voomy One wrote: Quote: Runescape, Allows you to change your name every 30 days. Runescape sucks so it doesnt count  |
| Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:21 am |
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Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps. I OC'ed his penis, dang.
_________________ JeffL wrote: Come have sex with me in space, my lord |
| Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:26 am |
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Team: Main: playerboy345 Level: 2035 Class: Berserker Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:25 am Location: The Netherlands |
Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps. Ohwaitimeantmoustacheihavenopenisimagirllol
_________________ JeffL wrote: because we can and it looks really cool The Voomy One wrote: Quote: Runescape, Allows you to change your name every 30 days. Runescape sucks so it doesnt count |
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Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps. playerboy345 wrote: I OC'd my penis. Hooooooly shit. Why would you want to be faster? _________________ (DefQon1) use a Rhino reconstruotereatarerer - (Pasta) I need to figure out how to get rid of this UrQa Suqqa Ukuk (Bluenoser) Put your finger in your mouth and gag reflex should do the rest |
| Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:27 am |
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Team: Main: playerboy345 Level: 2035 Class: Berserker Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:25 am Location: The Netherlands |
Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps. playerboy345 wrote: Ohwaitimeantmoustacheihavenopenisimagirllol _________________ JeffL wrote: because we can and it looks really cool The Voomy One wrote: Quote: Runescape, Allows you to change your name every 30 days. Runescape sucks so it doesnt count |
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Member  Team:  Main: Savak Level: 20 Class: None Joined: Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:58 am |
Re: How To Overclock Your Toaster: 10 Easy Steps. I auged my toaster+ with Raging dio, ada rage, raging hermaphrodite.
 Raging Toaster! _________________ Original Sybir /GodSteel My custom shader Last edited by syberian on Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:38 am, edited 1 time in total. |
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