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redalert150
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Main: 1-800-USE_THE_FORCE!
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Joined: Sun Aug 28, 2005 6:36 pm
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 Make us laugh! A cop pulls over an old lady for speeding on a Texas highway. He ask for her drivers license and registration. When she opens her wallet, he notices a conceal carry permit. He asks, "Ma'am, do you have a weapon in your possession at this time?" She responds that she has a .38 Special in her purse. And a .45 in her glove box. And a 9mm Glock in the center console. And a shotgun in the trunk. "Jesus, lady," says the cop. "What are you so afraid of?" The old lady looks him in the eyes and says, "Not a fucking thing."
ha. Anyone have something funnier?
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| Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:35 am |
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ellinium
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Main: E11inium
Level: 65
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Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 9:18 pm Location: MA, USA
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Re: Make us laugh! Perhaps you remember me from pimps n hoes =P
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| Sat Feb 18, 2012 9:01 am |
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Tomzta09
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Main: Combustion
Level: 5116
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Re: Make us laugh! 3 people, one called Fuck off, one called Shit, One called Manners. They are all walking down the street, Shit slips and breaks his ankle, Manners stays with him and Fuck off runs to a police station to ask for help.
Fuck off says to the policeman "We need help! someone has just badly broke their ankle round the corner!" The policeman says "Ok but first I need to know your name" Fuck off says "Fuck Off", Policeman says "I Beg your pardon..." "Fuck off!" Policeman says "Where are your Manner's boy?" Fuck off says "Manner's is round the corner picking up Shit"
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| Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:09 pm |
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ellinium
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Re: Make us laugh! Actually there are people with names similar to that in China. There was a news report about a group of friends getting into a misunderstanding with the police because of that.
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| Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:34 pm |
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Griffin
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Re: Make us laugh! ellinium wrote: Actually there are people with names similar to that in China. There was a news report about a group of friends getting into a misunderstanding with the police because of that. If it weren't for you citing a police report we know nothing about, I might have not believed you. Thanks.
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| Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:44 pm |
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redalert150
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Re: Make us laugh! ellinium wrote: Perhaps you remember me from pimps n hoes =P I'm original 80/80 your probably thinking about my brother, he plays on Fox now pm him in game.
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| Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:09 pm |
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redalert150
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Re: Make us laugh! Common funny people post some jokes!!
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| Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:10 pm |
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landswimmer
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Re: Make us laugh! Griffin wrote: ellinium wrote: Actually there are people with names similar to that in China. There was a news report about a group of friends getting into a misunderstanding with the police because of that. If it weren't for you citing a police report we know nothing about, I might have not believed you. Thanks. this is win.
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HitmanCaius
Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:25 pm
Location: Romania-Bucharest-Unu Mai-Nr 88
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Re: Make us laugh! Tomzta09 wrote: 3 people, one called Fuck off, one called Shit, One called Manners. They are all walking down the street, Shit slips and breaks his ankle, Manners stays with him and Fuck off runs to a police station to ask for help.
Fuck off says to the policeman "We need help! someone has just badly broke their ankle round the corner!" The policeman says "Ok but first I need to know your name" Fuck off says "Fuck Off", Policeman says "I Beg your pardon..." "Fuck off!" Policeman says "Where are your Manner's boy?" Fuck off says "Manner's is round the corner picking up Shit" Wish I could quote this in my signature. It is decently funny ^^
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| Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:06 pm |
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Camsy
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Re: Make us laugh! A man walks into a bar, he goes up to the bar tender and orders a beer.
The bar tender says "Your american right?"
The man replies "yeah how did you know? Was it the beer I ordered, or my accent?"
The bar tender replied, "Neither, your the fattest fuck I've ever seen!"
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Makka
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Re: Make us laugh! ^^ I really like that one.
Anyway, what did the blonde say when she walked into the bar?
"Shit that hurt!!"
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| Mon Feb 20, 2012 6:47 am |
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Mail
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Re: Make us laugh! Two blondes, out at night. Blonde 1 says: "Hey, what's further away from us? The moon or England?", Blonde 2 replied: "Pfft! Don't be stupid, can you SEE England from here?".
An Irishman wins the lottery and builds a rocket. On the day of his depature eveyrone asks, "Where will you be flyin' wit that thin' you got there?", he replies, "The sun ofcourse.", they all shout in chorus: "ARE YOU CRAZY?! You'll turn into a burnt potato!", the builder simply said, "Don't be silly, I'm going at night."
A string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry bud, strings aren't allowed in here.", the string left, shamefully, and sat on th side walk. He rolled on the concrete and tangled himself up. He walks back into the bar and orders the same drink to which the bartender replies: "Oi! Didn't I just kick you out for being a string?", the String replies, "I'm afraid not, sorry."
(My favourite)(Check Black text if you're stupid)
For the stupid ones... A Frayed Knot.... A fraid not. Noobs.
What were the famous last words of the Mafia hitman? "Who the F**K put a violin in my violin case?!"
All I can be bothered to type out.
Timmeh
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I mean /signed! sabre198 wrote: 1. Create C2
2. Time Warp quits
3. New players join
4. ... Profit?!?
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| Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:02 am |
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Visorak
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Re: Make us laugh! Mail wrote:
All I can be bothered to type out.
Timmeh
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| Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:19 am |
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Mail
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Re: Make us laugh! Visorak wrote: Mail wrote:
All I can be bothered to type out.
Timmeh
Timmeh
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~Oscar Wilde
andezrhode2a wrote: Timmeh is the exception to every rule. Battlecruiser23 wrote: /Timmeh!
I mean /signed! sabre198 wrote: 1. Create C2
2. Time Warp quits
3. New players join
4. ... Profit?!?
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| Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:33 am |
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Visorak
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Main: Radia
Level: 1101
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Re: Make us laugh! Ok, so yeah.
Answer:
Princess Diana’s death.
Question:
Why?
Answer:
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey,followed closely by Italian paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles;treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gate’s technology and you are probably reading this on your computer,that uses Taiwanese chips and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant; transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians affiliated to Somali pirates, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen and trucked to you by illegal Mexican workers…
And that, my friends is what Globalization is.
Lost the game * (never gonna give you up,never gonna let you down) = manual breathing + manual blinking.
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
you are now thinking about her
you are now breathing manually
you are now blinking manually
you now have "the final countdown" stuck in your head
there is now a part on your body that itches
you are reading this in the voice of professor farnsworth
you now have to yawn
you are now manually swallowing
you now have to piss
you just realised you are leaning on your left hand
you read this first
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No Context. Ever.
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| Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:39 am |
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