given the number of trolls here, i thought i'd do something to make them less like pathetic failures.

1) THOU SHALT NOT "TOOT THY OWN HORN" (this includes adding quotes to your siggy. if what you said is good, OTHER PEOPLE will add it to their siggy. when you do it you just look fucktarded. you can however "toot thy own horn" in situations where doing so would be a direct "reversal" of the declared intentions of opponents, such as when they choose to simply insist on their own superiority, in which case you should tie it to your own superiority, which in MW2 terms is basically the same as getting a tactical nuke. everyone loses. but you lose a little less than everyone else.)

2) never resort to intentional misinterpretation of someone else's post. if you cannot twist what they meant to say, into a decent reply, then you've already lost and should just stop posting. (to put it as an analogy, intentional misinterpretation is like punching the air next to someone, 100% intent, 0% impact. and it looks just as retarded.)

3) never try to tell someone what they meant, they know exactly what they wanted to say (even if they suck at saying it), all you can do is abuse them for their poor grasp of english.

4) always make sure your message gets across as intended. the best comebacks in the world dont mean shit if you cant set them up.

5) know who you argue with. people adhere to strict personality types, which are extremely predictable. only certain types can be trolled effectivelly (and trolling them is the best way to get them to stop being a fuckwit and start acting like a normal person who doesnt care if people on the internet disagree with them)

6) by caring about winning, you instantly lose. no argument you ever take part in will ever matter.

those 6 principles are the difference between someone who trolls, and someone who is unintentionally fucktarded to the point where it irritates people

you too can "not act like a fucktard" by "not acting like a fucktard". if you need help, just follow those 6 simple rules.

the people to whom this post is directed, know who they are.

Zero fucks given.

Tl:dr

cba

Thank you.. i am too busy arguing with some of my stupid teachers... i needed some tips..

tl;dr. [Too long;did read]. More of a complaint xD, interesting nonetheless.

This thread needs more pb.

AND JELLY. FUCK YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

he sounds so angry and i didn't even past the first "sentence"

I'm not a troll so I can put my own quotes on my own siggy to further publicly humiliate @playerboy345 .. ohwait this isn't Facebook .. aye well.

/signed 100% !