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Bonecrusher
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I have captured over 90% of Santa's Elves!
After interrogating the little guys I've learned the I now have all of the reindeer wranglers, all of the blacksmiths, all of the sleigh mechanics, and 75% of the toy factory workers. If SS is to have any more x-masses then:
This is a ransom note. If you want these little sweeties returned unharmed do the following!
1. Loose the silly speed bumps around solar bodies. 2. Loose the stupid concussion effect. 3. Dim down the stars. 4. Fix the lighting in ALL of the galaxies. 5. No more harmful stars. 6. Go back to the C1 skill system
OR I will have my vet perform surgery on the little buggers and The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe will have two new items on the menu.
1. Rocky Mountain "Elf" Oysters 2. Elf Caviar
And next year when Santa asks the little guys what they want for x-mas they'll all reply "Nuuuuuuts". And the little girls will be replying "Eggs".
Oh I found out one more thing... Elves without nuts tend to go nuts. and the girls... well we've all heard of PMS, multiply it by a couple million per Elfette. Not too much work will be done.
Last edited by Bonecrusher on Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:45 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Griffin
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Re: I have captured over 90% of Santa's Elves!
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a jedi master
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Re: I have captured over 90% of Santa's Elves!
I "suggest" this topic be moved to a new sub-forum: spam
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Camsy
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Re: I have captured over 90% of Santa's Elves!
a jedi master wrote: I "suggest" this topic be moved to a new sub-forum: spam /signed Bageese?
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Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:10 am |
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Madridista
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Re: I have captured over 90% of Santa's Elves!
Bonecrusher wrote: After interrogating the little guys I've learned the I now have all of the reindeer wranglers, all of the blacksmiths, all of the sleigh mechanics, and 75% of the toy factory workers. If SS is to have any more x-masses then:
This is a ransom note. If you want these little sweeties returned unharmed do the following!
1. Loose the silly speed bumps around solar bodies. 2. Loose the stupid concussion effect. 3. Dim down the stars. 4. Fix the lighting in ALL of the galaxies. 5. No more harmful stars. 6. Go back to the C1 skill system
OR I will have my vet perform surgery on the little buggers and The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe will have two new items on the menu.
1. Rocky Mountain "Elf" Oysters 2. Elf Caviar
And next year when Santa asks the little guys what they want for x-mas they'll all reply "Nuuuuuuts". And the little girls will be replying "Eggs".
Oh I found out one more thing... Elves without nuts tend to go nuts. and the girls... well we've all heard of PMS, multiply it by a couple million per Elfette. Not too much work will be done.
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Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:29 am |
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Re: I have captured over 90% of Santa's Elves!
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Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:44 am |
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Species 8472
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Re: I have captured over 90% of Santa's Elves!
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Tue Jan 24, 2012 12:26 pm |
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erman
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Re: I have captured over 90% of Santa's Elves!
you guys are fucking mean.
jesus, people on here put some of the dumbest shit the human race has ever produced and when Bone puts a joke post on here with his same complaints in a fun manner this time, you all are a bunch of jerks and freak out.
How many dumbshit religion/political/pseudoscience posts have there been that get legitimate responses.
You all confuse me...
-ERMAN
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Battlecruiser23
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Re: I have captured over 90% of Santa's Elves!
Bonecrusher has been totally against those things he demands "fixed" for at least a year. He has gone far enough to slander the admins all over other websites, inciting THOSE non-ss admins to put their feet down.
He whines, screams, yells, and throws a fit about them. Constantly. He only truly shuts up when Jeff/PR bans him.
He claims he is 60+, yet acts exactly like a four year old when Mummy doesn't get him or her candy at the store.
Most of the forum goers have him on our Foe List.
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Shroud
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Re: I have captured over 90% of Santa's Elves!
Battlecruiser23 wrote: Bonecrusher has been totally against those things he demands "fixed" for at least a year. He has gone far enough to slander the admins all over other websites, inciting THOSE non-ss admins to put their feet down.
He whines, screams, yells, and throws a fit about them. Constantly. He only truly shuts up when Jeff/PR bans him.
He claims he is 60+, yet acts exactly like a four year old when Mummy doesn't get him or her candy at the store.
Most of the forum goers have him on our Foe List. I for one love Bonecrusher. I mean, look at his avatar, c'mon now, rly bro, rly? I know you can't hate that.
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Battlecruiser23
over 9000!
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Re: I have captured over 90% of Santa's Elves!
He is what Sofaking is to SBP, but for Concussions.
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Tue Jan 24, 2012 3:19 pm |
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Species 8472
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Re: I have captured over 90% of Santa's Elves!
Shroud wrote: I for one love Bonecrusher. I mean, look at his avatar, c'mon now, rly bro, rly?
I know you can't hate that.
My avatar is cute'er'er! Flying Kitteh's for the win.
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Species 8472 wrote: playerboy345 wrote: (look at lexx, deathreus and all those retards.) Ironic isn't it. retards). * Full stops go after the closed brackets. L2grammarNazi.
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Tue Jan 24, 2012 3:51 pm |
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Madridista
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Re: I have captured over 90% of Santa's Elves!
erman wrote: you guys are fucking mean.
jesus, people on here put some of the dumbest shit the human race has ever produced and when Bone puts a joke post on here with his same complaints in a fun manner this time, you all are a bunch of jerks and freak out.
How many dumbshit religion/political/pseudoscience posts have there been that get legitimate responses.
You all confuse me...
-ERMAN This is Misc, which is now non-SS-related discussion. If it was SS-related and a serious complaint it would go in General Discussion? I know he has those mental problems, but I can't resist!
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Tue Jan 24, 2012 3:56 pm |
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Visorak
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Re: I have captured over 90% of Santa's Elves!
Bonecrusher wrote: 1. Loose the silly speed bumps around solar bodies. 3. Dim down the stars. 4. Fix the lighting in ALL of the galaxies. 5. No more harmful stars.
I agree with this much.
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bageese
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Re: I have captured over 90% of Santa's Elves!
Camsy wrote: a jedi master wrote: I "suggest" this topic be moved to a new sub-forum: spam /signed Bageese? I thought that was mi- ... Oh.
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