Guess I'll make one anyway

More commonly known as 'the salty one', 'salty' or *'Mexican drug lord'

My main rise to power began as an annoying slave swarm FTP, after some time I ran into Jiraque (naturally being coolbeans he lent me some moolah)

A few weeks later we met again, I being level 200~ and under attack from a small team of... bored people; at some point he invited me into SP and I (being the rotten character I am) wriggled inside and started to cocoon.

Eventually I became a half decent FC who never could quite get round to creating efficient colonies. My occasional periods of 'study leave' earned me a good, solid reputation as an unreliable noob.

After trolling SP's team chat for a while I was once again cast into the shadows and have since become an almost productive member of society; believe it or not I'm actually relatively "well smart".

Notable facts:
If I comb my hair over my head look like the illegitimate offspring of a mop and a wig.
I pioneered high dps low versatility FC slaves that nobody else wanted to build.
I can't remember my mobile phone number, but I can remember virtually any other number.
If I look like I'm paying attention I'm actually distracted, if I look distracted I'm probably trying to pay attention.
I placed fairly high up in a national climbing competition...
I'm very indecisive and often spend over a minute trying to decide if I should make a split decision.
I either over or under think things, meaning that I usually end up speaking 13~ times a day and posting stupid shit on the internet instead.
Virtually no one has seen my picture/heard my voice so all these facts
can in no way be verified


Characters:
The Salty One
Eurus
Need you know more?
*Currently being disputed in court.

The Dream Corp

Your turn to crank out a Community Intro churchie

All I see is Glowing Rectangles and Destructive Packages! Hey Salt!

you cant remember it because you beleive you cant remember it

its just another number.

I can't remember it because I don't want to expend enough effort to do so and am aware of this fact.



Heya, still going strong I see.

it requires no effort, when you need to remember your phone number, it should be the first thing that pops into your head

thats how it works for me...

if that doesnt work, think of your ringtone while saying the number outloud, if you can remember the ringtone on demand, it should also trigger the memory of the number, just trust the first thing that pops into your head

or better yet, write it down and check it to see if it is correct. because it will be. and seeing it will stop the "i dont think this is right" feeling from taking hold whenever you try to remember the number