My hand seems to be moving on its own
Guess I'll make one anyway
More commonly known as 'the salty one', 'salty' or *'Mexican drug lord'
My main rise to power began as an annoying slave swarm FTP, after some time I ran into Jiraque (naturally being coolbeans he lent me some moolah)
A few weeks later we met again, I being level 200~ and under attack from a small team of... bored people; at some point he invited me into SP and I (being the rotten character I am) wriggled inside and started to cocoon.
Eventually I became a half decent FC who never could quite get round to creating efficient colonies. My occasional periods of 'study leave' earned me a good, solid reputation as an unreliable noob.
After trolling SP's team chat for a while I was once again cast into the shadows and have since become an almost productive member of society; believe it or not I'm actually relatively "well smart".
Notable facts:
If I comb my hair over my head look like the illegitimate offspring of a mop and a wig.
I pioneered high dps low versatility FC slaves that nobody else wanted to build.
I can't remember my mobile phone number, but I can remember virtually any other number.
If I look like I'm paying attention I'm actually distracted, if I look distracted I'm probably trying to pay attention.
I placed fairly high up in a national climbing competition...
I'm very indecisive and often spend over a minute trying to decide if I should make a split decision.
I either over or under think things, meaning that I usually end up speaking 13~ times a day and posting stupid shit on the internet instead.
Virtually no one has seen my picture/heard my voice so all these facts
can in no way be verified
Characters:
The Salty One
Eurus
Need you know more?
*Currently being disputed in court.