Prologue:
Alright. So most people know me already. Most call me brindle, and some call me bb(not a black box). I have been playing since early 2006. There are many experiences in this game to go a long with it. I was on many teams since then including Light Commerce, Vanu Sovereignty, Godsmack, Sheilds, Pantalones, and several others. I have been banned several times but I cant discuss it here =P.(Previous stories will not be mentioned since it would take too long. Starting from 2009-ish).
Chapter 1: Sheilds
Sheilds was one of my favorite teams throughout my time here, and it was that time that I progressed the most in this game. While I was on there I got a rhino, which was quite awesome back then . Ymai(your mother and i) was a good speed demon player on our team, stargeneral, Ganos, and Apper(director) were our Engineers. Me and reaper pride were our best Shield Monkeys. Had a good friend on there named Projectle. We did UZ and such as a team, and eventually I got my emp wand.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/684/uzteam3.jpg/
Oh and I almost forgot. Sonata One was on our team, but he was an annoying noob. Here is an artists rendition of how he looked during his time on Sheilds.
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As a team we participated in several events. Astro Grinch was one!
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I got several things from that. A tweak generator, a tractor, a fleet commander expander, and several other things. Eventually Sheilds got disbanded, So I joined Pantalones.
Chapter 2: Pants
Pants were a great team to start out with, but went on the decline. Hermes left the game and sold his accounts, so celtic became the director.
A story I would like to share is the time we killed the emporers throne. I was just really bored one SS afternoon, like every SS afternoon. So i decided to get my tractor shrimp and tractor the Emporers throne. It took a very long time to get it out a reasonable distance, but once I did, I told the director of my team, and the gathering began.
Gathering
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After the gathering, it started. One of the most laggy experiences ever
the killing of the Throne.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/38/empthrone3.jpg/
Awhile later, The universe reset. I had my own set of ada so I was ready. I set out to intercept my team and find a gal of my own. I decided to build in a completely useless* galaxy and placed my base on the single planet that was in there. Later that reset day I noticed a small asteroid field south of my base. I decided to get a mining laser and check it out. To my amazement I ran across a prom mine that had 100% prom, and a lot of it. By getting the most money out of my prom, I successfully made many, many bils off of it that uni. I wasnt really into the game at the time, so most of I twinkied off sadly ='(. Trevor didnt like that. With the rest I got a primal rhino charge and stuff. That was the main thing. My team was jelly, dont worry.
So eventually Pantalones died out, and I took a break. When I came back, its rather renown name had been completely altered.(for newbies, pantalones used to be the top team for years, though its former glory died once the team disbanded into Strawberry Pancakes). Yet, it dropped even lower than I had expected it would. The team didnt die, but celtic maintained it with some pirates. At first i didnt know what was going on. Apparently we were at war with several teams. Knowing this, I played around with those teams, and most of them knew I was on pantalones for what it used to stand for, and not the pants it currently was. I was respected more than the average pants member at the time. I also honed in on my escape artist skills by out maneuvering enemys as a rhino.
Heres a Screenshot of me out maneuvering enemies
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So that went on for some time. Then I left for awhile again, occasionally stopping by on the forums. Now it was only Slicer that stayed active in the team. Slicer is one mysterious guy
Chapter 3: Slicer
HE IS PHONE
link to reference: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/then-who-was-phone
Final Chapter: Client 2
I only have stayed in sol during C2 so far. I don't really enjoy it as much as the first one, and I just cant get into it. Oh well.

Other: I know I have missed many, many, many stories, but it is already a major case of TL;DR. I doubt anyone would even read all of this. So I apologize my stories about Mrs A, Projectile, Minch, Klestiko, etc. I may add stuff in if people were actually interested .

Geez brindle, I'm not reading that! lol

dont be so mean swingarm, it took me longer to write that then it takes you to read

I left a lot out. =P It was already too big of a post to add more than what it already has

Now that I think about it, you always talked in chat, but I dont remember you participating in major runs of any sort xD

aw how cute

holy wall of text

Made me lol.