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[Answer to previous person + funny/clever reason]

How should I augment my [item of your choice] if it has [# of augmenter slots, let's limit it to 10]

Example:

First Post wrote:
How should I augment my Car if it has 2 augmenter slots?


Second Post wrote:
2 Docking, then you will never wreck when you park.

How should I augment my house if it has 4 augmenter slots?


Third Post wrote:
2 capacity 1 electric 1 defensive, so you can fit in an indoor pool, heat it, and keep other people out!

How should I augment my dog if he has 4 augmenter slots?


Now that you know how to play, I'll start

How should I augment my car if it has only 1 augmenter slot?


Also, derail this thread if you have had intercourse with your grandmother.

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Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:52 pm
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Team: Contingency
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Post Re: How should I augment my...
1 Sup tracking, so you can hit small children easier.

How do I augment my phone if it has 2 augmenter slots?

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Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:54 pm
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Post Re: How should I augment my...
Griffin wrote:
1 Sup tracking, so you can hit small children easier.

How do I augment my phone if it has 2 augmenter slots?


2 Sup. Capacity, Fit hundreds of adv. blockers and block all the noobs.

How should I augment my penis, it has 50 augmenter slots?

Time Warp

P.S - Cool game.

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Timmeh is the exception to every rule.
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/Timmeh!
I mean /signed!
sabre198 wrote:
1. Create C2
2. Time Warp quits
3. New players join
4. ... Profit?!?


Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:58 pm
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Team: Contingency
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Post Re: How should I augment my...
50 Sup Ranges so it won't be short anymore.

How do I augment my toilet if it has 3 augmenter slots?

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Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:11 pm
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Post Re: How should I augment my...
Griffin wrote:
50 Sup Ranges so it won't be short anymore.

How do I augment my toilet if it has 3 augmenter slots.


3 Golden augs, 1. so you can see it at night, and 2. who doesen't want a golden toilet?

How should i aug my swimming pool if it has 5 aug slots?

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ugh, I wish I had time to try it, but I'm too busy thinking of ways to unbalance everything...


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Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:19 pm
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Post Re: How should I augment my...
Gekido wrote:
Griffin wrote:
50 Sup Ranges so it won't be short anymore.

How do I augment my toilet if it has 3 augmenter slots.


3 Golden augs, 1. so you can see it at night, and 2. who doesen't want a golden toilet?

How should i aug my swimming pool if it has 5 aug slots?


You should aug your swimming pool with 4x ada invigorating and throw in 1x demented monkey to see if it can swim

How should i aug my nerdy friends glasses its got 2 slots


Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:36 pm
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Team: Resident Evil
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Post Re: How should I augment my...
Faint wrote:
Gekido wrote:
Griffin wrote:
50 Sup Ranges so it won't be short anymore.

How do I augment my toilet if it has 3 augmenter slots.


3 Golden augs, 1. so you can see it at night, and 2. who doesen't want a golden toilet?

How should i aug my swimming pool if it has 5 aug slots?


You should aug your swimming pool with 4x ada invigorating and throw in 1x demented monkey to see if it can swim

How should i aug my nerdy friends glasses

Sup. Fading so his GF won't see them.

How should I aug my Baseball Bat, it has 2 Aug slots.

Time Warp

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andezrhode2a wrote:
Timmeh is the exception to every rule.
Battlecruiser23 wrote:
/Timmeh!
I mean /signed!
sabre198 wrote:
1. Create C2
2. Time Warp quits
3. New players join
4. ... Profit?!?


Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:38 pm
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Post Re: How should I augment my...
2 Sup. Range so you can see farther.

How should I aug my car with 6 slots?

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Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:39 pm
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Post Re: How should I augment my...
Faint wrote:
You should aug your swimming pool with 4x ada invigorating and throw in 1x demented monkey to see if it can swim

How should i aug my nerdy friends glasses


You should augment it with 1 sleek and 1 tracking so he can look cool while being able to catch a football.

How should I aug my Facebook account if it has 3 aug slots?

EDIT: Oh crap, Lucy, we've backed up the thread...
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Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:39 pm
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Post Re: How should I augment my...
DarthFirebert wrote:
How should I aug my Facebook account if it has 3 aug slots?


3 ShM Mast so you don't seem as aggressive as you are and can recovery quickly if that does not work.

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Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:45 pm
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Post Re: How should I augment my...
Chaosking3 wrote:
DarthFirebert wrote:
How should I aug my Facebook account if it has 3 aug slots?


3 ShM Mast so you don't seem as aggressive as you are and can recovery quickly if that does not work.


you forgot "how should i aug my" so i will do it for you XD

how should i aug my PC if it had 10 aug slots?

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Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:52 pm
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Team: Blueberry Pancakes
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Post Re: How should I augment my...
DarthFirebert wrote:

How should I aug my Facebook account if it has 3 aug slots?


3x aspect of rhino to try and look big and bad

how should i aug my old spice deodorant


rofl at this thread


Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:54 pm
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Post Re: How should I augment my...
lordjeroen wrote:
Chaosking3 wrote:
DarthFirebert wrote:
How should I aug my Facebook account if it has 3 aug slots?


3 ShM Mast so you don't seem as aggressive as you are and can recovery quickly if that does not work.


you forgot "how should i aug my" so i will do it for you XD

how should i aug my PC if it had 10 aug slots?


10 Caly+ to hold more porn (Julian has the same setup).

How should I aug my refrigerator if it has 3 augmenter slots?

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Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:55 pm
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Post Re: How should I augment my...
Griffin wrote:
10 Caly+ to hold more porn (Julian has the same setup).

How should I aug my refrigerator if it has 3 augmenter slots?

3 Caly+ so you can take it where you want to go (lightweight) and it can fit a whole bunch of food!

How should I aug my car if it has 6 aug slots?

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Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:57 pm
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Post Re: How should I augment my...
warfighter67 wrote:
Griffin wrote:
10 Caly+ to hold more porn (Julian has the same setup).

How should I aug my refrigerator if it has 3 augmenter slots?

3 Caly+ so you can take it where you want to go (lightweight) and it can fit a whole bunch of food!

How should I aug my car if it has 6 aug slots?



3 speed 3 stealth

faster and almost invisible

How should I aug my girlfriend if she has 10 augmenter slots?

and how you know i have porn? GF + porn = ???

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well, up for a reasonable amount of time then !
It should last till next crash!
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Space Dragons! Because normal dragons are not awesome enough.


Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:00 pm
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