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Tax Collection Services
Joined: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:45 pm
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![Post Post](./styles/sstheme/imageset/icon_post_target.gif) Imperial Tax Collecters
I have been elected to inform you, subjects of Emperor Jey (May his Battle Sphere stay ever glossy.), that as of now EarthForce High Command has voted to reinstate Section 8 - Powers of EarthForce, and in doing so has authorized and validated the creation of a Tax Collection service, under Article 1 of Section 8: Quote: Section 8 - Powers of EarthForce
EarthForce shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defense and general Welfare of the United Nations of Sol; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United Nations of Sol;
What this means is that no more will the Emperor Jey (May his Slaves forever reign Havoc on NoobZ.), be relegated to accepting the feeble and flimsy offers from your pilferage of others hoard, nay, he shall be funded directly from thine own pockets. As of today, if an Imperial Tax Collector hails you and requests a payment on your taxes, you are to oblige, for they have been afforded the power and right to forcefully appropriate ever so needed funds for Emperor Jey (May his throne shine with the glow of a billion suns), and will not shy away from using lethal force if need be. If you have any questions, or would like proof as to the legality of this announcement, feel free to respond within this channel. Ciao! 4 n e thick skuld pee pole, dis meanz vee vil b commiting piracy, and if you dont give us deh cash den we goin ta pod joo!
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:02 pm |
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Mikkel
Team: ![The Forgotten Colonies The Forgotten Colonies](http://www.starsonata.com/cimg/fp/db.png?id=3389)
Main: Mikkel
Level: 1609 Class:
Engineer
Joined: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:59 pm
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Tax Collection Services wrote: 4 n e thick skuld pee pole, dis meanz vee vil b commiting piracy, and if you dont give us deh cash den we goin ta pod joo! just incase anyone is wondering, and how much is teh taxors?
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:06 pm |
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Tax Collection Services
Joined: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:45 pm
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![Post Post](./styles/sstheme/imageset/icon_post_target.gif) Re: Imperial Tax Collecters
The tax payment is, at a minimum, 100k per level.
So a Level 100 Citizen will be required to pay 10,000,000 Credits in Taxes.
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:08 pm |
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Nabaco
Team: ![Death by Wingsheep Death by Wingsheep](http://www.starsonata.com/cimg/fp/db.png?id=9047)
Main: Nabaco's Fort
Level: 20 Class:
None
Joined: Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:59 pm Location: ...[BOX OF NOTHING]
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Collect taxes from me and I'll FLARE YOU! ![Shocked :shock:](./images/smilies/icon_eek.gif)
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:10 pm |
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Tax Collection Services
Joined: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:45 pm
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![Post Post](./styles/sstheme/imageset/icon_post_target.gif) Re: Imperial Tax Collecters
Nabaco wrote: Collect taxes from me and I'll FLARE YOU! ![Shocked :shock:](./images/smilies/icon_eek.gif) Noted, all Tax Collectors will be warned to shoot on sight.
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:11 pm |
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MasterTrader
Team: ![None None](http://www.starsonata.com/cimg/fp/db.png?id=0)
Main: Hober Mallow
Level: 1203 Class:
Shield Monkey
Joined: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:08 pm Location: Berkeley, CA
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![Post Post](./styles/sstheme/imageset/icon_post_target.gif) Re: Imperial Tax Collecters
Is this a joke?
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:13 pm |
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Tax Collection Services
Joined: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:45 pm
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![Post Post](./styles/sstheme/imageset/icon_post_target.gif) Re: Imperial Tax Collecters
When you find yourself in a spirit, that should answer your question.
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:14 pm |
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Tax Collection Services
Joined: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:45 pm
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![Post Post](./styles/sstheme/imageset/icon_post_target.gif) Re: Imperial Tax Collecters
My apologies, Hober Mallow is a member of EF, and as with all EF members he is immune to any collection attempts.
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:15 pm |
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Mofouler87
Team: ![Heaven Heaven](http://www.starsonata.com/cimg/fp/db.png?id=10142)
Main: Mofouler
Level: 901 Class:
Engineer
Joined: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:29 pm
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![Post Post](./styles/sstheme/imageset/icon_post_target.gif) Re: Imperial Tax Collecters
I REFUSE TO PAY...I shall fight to thy death!! FOR HELRO!!! HELRO FOR EMP!!!
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:51 pm |
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Tax Collection Services
Joined: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:45 pm
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![Post Post](./styles/sstheme/imageset/icon_post_target.gif) Re: Imperial Tax Collecters
Then forcibly take we shall.
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:59 pm |
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Outcast
Team: ![Evil Empire Evil Empire](http://www.starsonata.com/cimg/fp/db.png?id=13562)
Main: Outcast
Level: 2206 Class:
Berserker
Joined: Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:25 am Location: England, Leeds.
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![Post Post](./styles/sstheme/imageset/icon_post_target.gif) Re: Imperial Tax Collecters
Hahahahahaha, good one. ![Image](http://brendancalling.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/middle_finger.jpg)
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:09 pm |
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Sicuro
Team: ![East Vindia Raiders East Vindia Raiders](http://www.starsonata.com/cimg/fp/db.png?id=10083)
Main: Tainted
Level: 1541 Class:
Speed Demon
Joined: Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:20 pm
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![Post Post](./styles/sstheme/imageset/icon_post_target.gif) Re: Imperial Tax Collecters
Roflcopters!
/roleplay
Taxation without Representation! I demand this 'Imperial Government' which dares to take money from me, supply me with protection and end all strife in the universe. Can you do that? No you can't. You are the essence of nihility!
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:12 pm |
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Sharky99x
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Joined: Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:28 am
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![Post Post](./styles/sstheme/imageset/icon_post_target.gif) Re: Imperial Tax Collecters
LOL funny.
Nice prank.
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:12 pm |
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Outcast
Team: ![Evil Empire Evil Empire](http://www.starsonata.com/cimg/fp/db.png?id=13562)
Main: Outcast
Level: 2206 Class:
Berserker
Joined: Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:25 am Location: England, Leeds.
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![Post Post](./styles/sstheme/imageset/icon_post_target.gif) Re: Imperial Tax Collecters
I really really really really hope this actually isn't a joke.
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:13 pm |
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Danger
Team: ![Heaven Heaven](http://www.starsonata.com/cimg/fp/db.png?id=10142)
Main: Danger
Level: 2094 Class:
Berserker
Joined: Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:11 pm Location: TC , TX
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![Post Post](./styles/sstheme/imageset/icon_post_target.gif) Re: Imperial Tax Collecters
funny... I will just not DG so i dont have to pay taxes. No moneys from me!
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Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:41 pm |
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