Christmas is near! But how is Astro Santa supposed to know what to bring if you don't write him a letter?

This is the official announcement of this years "Write a Letter to Astro-Santa" contest!

Post your own personal letter to Astro-Santa here before December 18th and you may be one of five winners to have their letter featured as an in-game item during the Astro-Santa event this year.

Entries will be judged based on creativity and holiday spirit.

edit: Contest over

Dear Astro-Santa,

All I'd like for Christmas this year is the power to destroy all who oppose me. This may seem like a large gift but i promise not to use it against you ^.^

With Great Love,
Beelzebub

P.S-Somebody set you up the bomb. Better check on that.

Dear Astro-Santa,
I saw mommy kissing you, the dirty slut will die.
You will suffer too.
P.S. You don't exist.
Regards,
Your stalker.

Dear Astro-Santa,

What I would like for Christmas more than anything is a way to brainwash the billions of people on each of my colonies so that I can use them as ammunition for my mass drivers !

Also it would be appreciated if you could give the server hamster a nice warm coat and hat! We don't want him getting cold and dying on us.

With caek,
-Teh Haxzorz

Dear Astro Santa,
This christmas i would like a Battle Sphere commod, a set of adamantiumized dampener's +, 3 adamantiumized unattached kits tech 20, and five Three shots for my beserker.

I know im asking for alot but please show some love. If i can't have everything on that list the 3 adamantiumized unattached kits will be fine. I have played this game for close to 5 years now and this is my first request from you and im not greedy. Pluss iv been a good boy helping with getting Tallon emp.

Love KILL EM ALL

p.s can you give a bs commod to vipy as well he wants one for his DM.

Dear Astro Santa,

I am still deciding what i would like for christmas this year but... I would really love Client 2 to come out, I would really appreciate if you could grant me and all of SS community this awesome present.

Best wishes,
-master802.

P.S. Could you also give admin's some Coal for their present's, as they lie about Client 2 all the time.

Dear Julian...I mean Astro-Santa!,

I only want but two things.
I want a revamp of the Ancient ruins, so the are on par with Fine Tuned gear of the same tech range. I also would like more content to give people in Client 2 almost endless amounts of stuff to play and do...so they can get addicted and stay!

I bid you a wonderful journey across Perilous Space.

Signing off,
Churchill

Astro-Santa,


I do not wish to ask for anything. So, sit back and have a cup of tea this Christmas. The playerbase will survive without you.

(>^_^)c[_] There's your tea, stay safe,

Paladin,

Dear Astro-Santa.

Well, ive always wondered why you're called Astro-Santa. Personally i think its because you're big, old, have beard (like Santa Claus) and glasses to cover your face so people cant see who it really is when you come in your Chevrolet Astro-truck with this socalled "candy".

I saw you last christmas too, you gave me candy, but i've kept it because im not sure if i want to eat it or not. Maybe i should, because that is the spirit of the christmas right? to forgive and forget and start over?

I hope you will give me a mind eraser for all those bad things people does, so i can just erase it from their memories for all eternity.

Sincerely

V

Better than an xmas letter!


Remember, remember the end of December,
With festive displays overwrought,
I see no reason
Why the holiday season,
Should ever be forgot.
Saint Nick, Saint Nick, t'was his intent
To visit each house and tenement.
Countless millions of gifts in tow
To give to children far below;
One christmas eve, though, he was catch'd
By astro-santa, and his tractor thatch.
And though he put up an epic fight,
astro-santa was to win the night.
He microwarped, OBAs he popped,
but still that tractor his progress stopped.
He ranted and raved, he screamed at the guy,
But "lol noob" was his only reply.
Then poor old santa opened fire,
with his fleet of reindeer, and elves he hired.
But astro-santa was a crafty old man,
He had built in the galaxy, and to the bases he ran.
Old saint nick lined up for the kill,
But then a volley of mags into his fleet did drill.
He tried to turn back, but it was already too late,
He stared at the bases, resigned to his fate.
But at that moment something warped into the gal,
It was a delquad, and it was mad as hell.
It saw all the bases and headed their way,
It flew in between all those mags and the sleigh.
Saint nick saw his chance, he popped some blockers and ran.
While astro-santa got pwnt by a Delquadrakimdan.
Old saint nick lost two reindeer, and seven elves that day.
Because the price of stasis gens, he was unwilling to pay.
By this time the night was turning to day,
So he equipped a speed shield and rushed away.
But as he warped astro-santa screamed out from his pod,
"I'll get you next year, I'm the true christmas god!"

Also, please tell me you aren't re-adding the astro grinch sleigh? That was supposed to be a 1-time rare, so there would never be more than 5 in-game. I paid an absurd amount for mine, because admins said they would never again release them. Don't ruin it like you did with the santa sleigh.

Dear Astro Santa,!!!

Your like my favorite person in the world!!! You give everyone presents and cool things of awsome sorts! Anyways, I only want 2 things for christmas:
1. I want a Rhino cause I think its awsome and would make me look cool!!!
2. I want to have Snow on Christmas day unlike last year!!
So yay!!! That is all
Your biggest Fan of all time,
VoltManElite

p.s Your Awsome!!!

Dear Astro-Santa.

Could you please make you not Dysilexic so i can right better letters to you .

this way you can understand what i want better. Also is there anyway I can get a couple of MF bots. If you could get me some I would love you for ever .

Dont forget to rite back.

your best friend,
DTA