Dear Astro-Santa

Please crush all the noobs with your jolly boots of doom. If your too busy to crush all the noobs then I would very much like my own pair of jolly boots of doom. All the dooming I would do with the jolly boots would be very deserved by the doomed parties.

Trust me they are noobs.

Sincerely,
Turbinia

p.s. I'm not a noob.

Dear Astro-Santa,

i'm still trying to decide what i want for Christmas, but admin powers would be nice.

Best Wishes,
=P

P.S. i could use some cash too

Late Christmas Eve, when all was still,
And the room was dark as night,
The Christmas tree lit magically;
It was a fantastic sight!


Then from around the tree trunk came,
A strange and funny sound,
As gifts began to unwrap themselves,
And toys jumped out all around.


The music box began to play,
And in a crazy trance,
The candy canes jumped off the tree
To do a silly dance.


The big stuffed bear leaped to his feet,
To see what he could see;
He rode a shiny, bright red bike
Around the Christmas tree.


The new toy kitchen started to cook,
And before you could blink an eye,
The oven door opened, and from inside
Came a tiny pizza pie.


A squirt gun squirted everything;
It knew what it was for;
By the time that it was emptied out,
A big puddle lay on the floor.


A beautiful doll with golden hair
Was searching for a friend;
A toy soldier marched up and took her hand;
They were a perfect blend.


In the bedroom were a boy and girl,
Asleep in Christmas dreams;
The soldier saluted; the doll gave a kiss;
At least that's the way it seems.


Now everything began to tire;
The toys went back in place;
But when mother woke in the morning,
You should have seen her face.


The tree was fine; the gifts were there,
Yet mother gave a roar;
She looked at her wet shoes and yelled,
"What's this puddle on my floor?"


hehehehehe i also deserve a good gift Astro-

When the December comes
When the white snow cover our lands
My heart is filled with joy
because this is the month for Christmas



hoping for the best Sweet Santa =)

Dear Astro-Santa,

My only wish for this christmas, is a bionic server hamster.
One that doesn't need food and doesn't get a heart attack every now and then.

-welpie

http://www.poemsource.com/Christmas-poems.html

Incase anyone else wants to find good Christmas poems like alexeeeB's first one.

The second is original however.

On the first day of Christmas, Astro-Santa will hopefully give to me...

A Parsley from a Bonnet DG!

On the second day of Christmas, Astro-Santa will hopefully give to me...

2 Hollering Helros (I WIN!),
And a Parsley from a Bonnet DG!

On the third day of Christmas, Astro-Santa will hopefully give to me...

3 Server Rollbacks,
2 Hollering Helros (I WIN!),
And a Parsley from a Bonnet DG!

On the fourth day of Christmas, Astro-Santa will hopefully give to me...

4 Izers Idling,
3 Server Rollbacks,
2 Hollering Helros (I WIN!),
And a Parsley from a Bonnet DG!

On the fifth day of Christmas, Astro-Santa will hopefully give to me...

5 B-F-Ds!
4 Izers Idling,
3 Server Rollbacks,
2 Hollering Helros (I WIN!),
And a Parsley from a Bonnet DG!

On the sixth day of Christmas, Astro-Santa will hopefully give to me...

6 Points in Glory,
5 B-F-Ds!
4 Izers Idling,
3 Server Rollbacks,
2 Hollering Helros (I WIN!),
And a Parsley from a Bonnet DG!

On the seventh day of Christmas, Astro-Santa will hopefully give to me...

7 Answered Tickets,
6 Points in Glory,
5 B-F-Ds!
4 Izers Idling,
3 Server Rollbacks,
2 Hollering Helros (I WIN!),
And a Parsley from a Bonnet DG!

On the eighth day of Christmas, Astro-Santa will hopefully give to me...

8 Panthers Prowling,
7 Answered Tickets,
6 Points in Glory,
5 B-F-Ds!
4 Izers Idling,
3 Server Rollbacks,
2 Hollering Helros (I WIN!),
And a Parsley from a Bonnet DG!

On the ninth day of Christmas, Astro-Santa will hopefully give to me...

9 Crates of Promethium,
8 Panthers Prowling,
7 Answered Tickets,
6 Points in Glory,
5 B-F-Ds!
4 Izers Idling,
3 Server Rollbacks,
2 Hollering Helros (I WIN!),
And a Parsley from a Bonnet DG!

On the tenth day of Christmas, Astro-Santa will hopefully give to me...

10 Seraphs Swarming,
9 Crates of Promethium,
8 Panthers Prowling,
7 Answered Tickets,
6 Points in Glory,
5 B-F-Ds!
4 Izers Idling,
3 Server Rollbacks,
2 Hollering Helros (I WIN!),
And a Parsley from a Bonnet DG!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Astro-Santa will hopefully give to me...

11 Ragnaroks Roaming,
10 Seraphs Swarming,
9 Crates of Promethium,
8 Panthers Prowling,
7 Answered Tickets,
6 Points in Glory,
5 B-F-Ds!
4 Izers Idling,
3 Server Rollbacks,
2 Hollering Helros (I WIN!),
And a Parsley from a Bonnet DG!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Astro-Santa will hopefully give to me...

12 Month Subscription,
11 Ragnaroks Roaming,
10 Seraphs Swarming,
9 Crates of Promethium,
8 Panthers Prowling,
7 Answered Tickets,
6 Points in Glory,
5 B-F-Ds!
4 Izers Idling,
3 Server Rollbacks,
2 Hollering Helros (I WIN!),
And a Parsley from a Bonnet DG!

Please ?

~Nessiah

Hmmmm

I hold a few credit notes on SS which have not been honored.

I would like to exchange my "a billion" credit note for a billion credits.

those are cards to exchange for moneyz?! i has like 400 A Billion's

Dear Astro-Santa,

I know I've been a bad little boy, and I've tortured just as many space rats with just as many pretty laser beams and superheated energy bullets as I have last year. (Maybe even more; I stopped counting after kill #27,563.) But you know, it's Christmas...and you're, you know, the gift-giving generous fat old geezer embodying the spirit of it, right? RIGHT? So I'd really love an item-form Qokuji'qi. That'd be great, since I'm a great fan of the UrQa, which is why I murdered all those rats, but anyway. A few trillion credits would be nice too. And maybe a delquad. Unlike that...evil...sack of coal you sent me last time. That made me very...sad...and...upset...as you might have guessed. And it made me think you were a greedy, gift-hoarding, snobby fat bas-...erm, bad bad man who touches little children at night. So please, don't make me experience another fit of...irritation, like last year. I'd like to remember you as a good person. Of course, if you do send me another sack of coal, I could always drop by your place with lots of pretty laser beams and superheated energy bullets blazing...yes?

With lots of Christmas cheer and hope,

GP-Zero

P.S.: Not Gamepro. Or an alt of Gamepro's. Although he's a very good person, unlike SOMEONE...*cough cough*.

red part is for you, the rest is for everyone submitting poems lol

Ah, but I didn't spell it out, now did I? And besides, judging by all the conversations that go on in all chat, I'm sure most of us could handle 'bad bad man who touches little children at night.'

Dear Santa,


For this Christmas, i think that all of SS will agree, we just want the admins to have a nice vacation with their families.

In your spare time, i think that maybe you should get the smarter elves to get moving on the coding for C2, so that all of SS will be happy

Sincerely,
Meo


P.S. If u dont mind, toss me a few Cookie commods

Dear Astro-Santa,

Make everybody who delays C2 for ridiculous, uneeded things jump of a cliff, hit every single spiky rock on the way down, and fall in to a pit of lava and hatred.

Sincerely, EVERYONE FROM SS.

Dear Astro-Santa,

I have tired ever so hard to be good this year. I help out new players by giving them good set up and what to lvl off of plus i give them credits to get started so that they would come to like this game and even become p2p. I help out my team mate and they help me out and i have never started a fight. All i want for Christmas is the butterfliy ships that fly around mad scientist. I love butterflies alway have always will i have one tattooed om my back if you want a pic. but that would make me happy for years and years to come so please pretty please astro santa that is all i want.

~Kitty aka. Thyra

p.s. if no one knows me its cuz im known as beelzebubs girlfriend