How many of his posts have made sense?

It's obviously because white people imitate what the black people do because it's cool!

Mr. Scrumpkin noted that his weasel whiskered marshmallow hat was not as adept at keeping the moonlight from his triangular eyes as when it was first born. Nevertheless, he pogo hoped, recognising and waving at the bi-polar personality of Al Gore’s left tibia. Upon reaching the home of the Fargulwart family he promptly did a handstand and took a colossal poop, smearing the faeces upon the wife of Mr. Fargulwart and then molesting the youngest child, as was custom in their culture. It had taken him near nineteen fuffleduffles to travel the distance between Humphrey Humpelton’s flan flavoured house and the residence of the Fargulwarts. Humphrey Humpelton is a hairy Armenian with a fetish for Greek cheese and Tuscan jelly, and is fond of bathing in the two; one must address Humphrey Humpelton with his full name lest he grow peaceful and harvest orang-utans from your hair. He currently holds the village record for successfully nibbling a slightly overgrown Hamster with tooth paste eyelashes in less than one garfunkle. I digress, at the Fargulwarts; Mr. Scrumpkin immediately stripped naked, soaking his balls in vinegar and dangling them over his pet bellybuttons mushtash. “Harbutomitom”, burbled Mr Fargulwart. “Babitobombom”, cooed Mr. Scrumpkin. “JAZZ HANDS”, screamed the pet bellybutton. The two then released their load simultaneously over Miss. Fargulwarts toenail, and the greetings were concluded. Mr. Scrumpkin may stay for tea.

Retard.

Netherfag.

Or go sniPer and aug like a seer a do a shit load more like i did. :p

Derp.

This guy is smart.

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