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Badgerlost
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How to speak Northern Irish
Just some saying us belfast people use
I am going to beat you up - Il knock your fucking bollocks in
My mum and dad - My ma and da
Lets get drunk - lets get fucking polaxed mateeeee
I dont find you attractive - you are ugly as fuck
How is it going chum - whaaaat is happin! Or Bout Yeeee
You have a small penis - mate you're hung like a tic-tac
You are silly looking - you stupid looking cunt!!
Can i see your boobies? - get the absolute baps out love!
Person with glasses - fucking specky
Good fun - cracker
I dont like you - anymore of your lip and im gona round house kick you on the chin
Northern ireland - norn iron
Lets fight - come on to fuck dickhead
Shes on her period - shes on her blurt
Hope you had a giggle and an insight to our slag :p
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playerboy345
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Re: How to speak Northern Irish
Noone likes you, Gtfo.
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Badgerlost
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Re: How to speak Northern Irish
Il knock your fucking bollocks in dickhead :p
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Thu May 03, 2012 6:02 am |
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Makka
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Re: How to speak Northern Irish
When working with a bunch of irish in Northern France, one went past me at the urinal and asked, "Hows your crack?" I knew the guy fairly well but didn't think I knew him that well. I was suprised that he was gay.
Little did I know...
I mentioned it to some guys at the bar that night and once they stopped pissing themselves laughing explained all the various permutations and combinations of the word "craic".
Hows your craic? What's happening. Twas a good craic! A great time, a good party/dinner/piss up/festival. (there were lots of other ways to use it too, but it was a fairly pissy night on the streets of paris so can't quite remember them all).
Craic is "the moment", whatever that moment might be. Pity it sounds to the average Aussie bloke just like "crack", as we tend to be just a little homophobic.
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kilua
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Re: How to speak Northern Irish
1.watch lots of irish TV shows and movies 2.repeat 4.??? 5.now you have the accent and the words
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Thu May 03, 2012 10:06 am |
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Badgerlost
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Re: How to speak Northern Irish
you guys should come on vent have have a convo with me, id make your day :L
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Thu May 03, 2012 1:14 pm |
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kanescreed
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Re: How to speak Northern Irish
What other teams even have vent ?
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Thu May 03, 2012 1:18 pm |
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Threaten
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Re: How to speak Northern Irish
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ellinium
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Re: How to speak Northern Irish
Well I live in Boston, a ton of Irish people here.
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DITKA
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Re: How to speak Northern Irish
How to speak STFU.
You're doing it wrong.
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Makka
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Re: How to speak Northern Irish
ellinium wrote: Well I live in Boston, a ton of Irish people here. Um, not necessarily by everyone elses definition. Most people, (not those that live in the United States), consider you have to be born in a country to claim that nationality. As an example, my grandfather was born in County Armagh, my grandmother born in Dublin. How they actually met is beyond me, (she was the governess of the manor and he was the milkman apparently), but my Dad was born here in Australia. As was I. My Dad and I are Aussies. albeit of irish decent, but we're Australian.
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Jesus 2.0
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Re: How to speak Northern Irish
Makka wrote: ellinium wrote: Well I live in Boston, a ton of Irish people here. Um, not necessarily by everyone elses definition. Most people, (not those that live in the United States), consider you have to be born in a country to claim that nationality. As an example, my grandfather was born in County Armagh, my grandmother born in Dublin. How they actually met is beyond me, (she was the governess of the manor and he was the milkman apparently), but my Dad was born here in Australia. As was I. My Dad and I are Aussies. albeit of irish decent, but we're Australian. I just went on a rant concerning this very thing the other day, its good to know the rest of the world agrees with me.
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Badgerlost
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Re: How to speak Northern Irish
Makka wrote: ellinium wrote: Well I live in Boston, a ton of Irish people here. Um, not necessarily by everyone elses definition. Most people, (not those that live in the United States), consider you have to be born in a country to claim that nationality. As an example, my grandfather was born in County Armagh, my grandmother born in Dublin. How they actually met is beyond me, (she was the governess of the manor and he was the milkman apparently), but my Dad was born here in Australia. As was I. My Dad and I are Aussies. albeit of irish decent, but we're Australian. oh wow Armagh thats like 30miles away from me
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Fri May 04, 2012 10:50 am |
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Decman
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Re: How to speak Northern Irish
Belfastian checking in. It's "craic" not "crack". Also since we are experiencing some rare sunshine im off tae get ballbegged (note this is not a form of homoerotic sex).
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Fri May 04, 2012 12:01 pm |
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Jesus 2.0
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Re: How to speak Northern Irish
Decman wrote: Belfastian checking in. It's "craic" not "crack". Also since we are experiencing some rare sunshine im off tae get ballbegged (note this is not a form of homoerotic sex). Then please, for the love of good, tell us what it is.
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