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 Tips on How to be British?Can anyone give me some?
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| Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:03 pm |
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Re: Tips on How to be British? _________________ http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1408128/Demiser_of_D landswimmer wrote: ALL HAIL CYG THE MESSIAH! |
| Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:06 pm |
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 Team:  Main: Spartanski Smok Level: 2432 Class: Gunner Joined: Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:42 pm Location: Equestria |
Re: Tips on How to be British? Drink alot tea. And teabag people in FPS games.
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| Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:07 pm |
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 Team:  Main: shawn - mccall Level: 2411 Class: Fleet Commander Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:53 am |
Re: Tips on How to be British? Ask our resident redcoat Kanganoob_lob.
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| Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:13 pm |
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 Team: Main: Radia Level: 1101 Class: Speed Demon Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:04 pm Location: q3dm17 |
Re: Tips on How to be British? Spell words with extra letters. Colour!
Use curse words like Wanker and Bloody hell. _________________ Jey123456 wrote: That will happen in a future closer than most futures.  No Context. Ever. Idaten. |
| Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:14 pm |
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 Team: Main: Copernicus Level: 884 Class: Gunner Joined: Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:06 pm Location: Here, floating in my tin can, far above the world... |
Re: Tips on How to be British? 1.:Call chips "crisps", french fries "chips", cookies "biscuits", biscuits "scones", etc.
2: ??? 3: PROFIT! 4: Deportation _________________ Copernicus: P2P F2P: Colonel Mustang |
| Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:27 pm |
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Re: Tips on How to be British? DarthFirebert wrote: 1.:Call chips "crisps", french fries "chips", cookies "biscuits", biscuits "scones", etc. 2: ??? 3: PROFIT! 4: Deportation pro tip _________________ Jey123456 wrote: back burner is overloaded with stuff right now. but yea its somewhere on there. landswimmer wrote: you know that even if you're wrong, they're more wrong. which makes you right. |
| Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:02 am |
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Member  Team:  Main: Bastamental Level: 1836 Class: Seer Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 9:14 pm Location: Behind you |
Re: Tips on How to be British? TOOTH PASTE!?!?!? Yea Throw that away.
_________________ "Just wait till' I get my hermes..."   Jiraque wrote: It's a seer thing. Paxx wrote: Use that yellow thingy on that zerk! |
| Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:08 am |
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Team:  Main: Max235 Level: 1821 Class: Seer Joined: Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:16 am |
Re: Tips on How to be British? |
| Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:24 am |
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Re: Tips on How to be British? Rainbow Dash wrote: Can anyone give me some? You're butters bruv. _________________ Space for rent! |
| Sat Apr 28, 2012 3:43 am |
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 Team:  Main: Yehaaaaaaaaaaa Level: 2372 Class: Engineer Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:26 am Location: West Australia |
Re: Tips on How to be British? Visorak wrote: Spell words with extra letters. Colour! Use curse words like Wanker and Bloody hell. So far you have just defined Australians and New Zealanders as well. Other differences are: Pommies complain. Alot. And rarely shower or bath. Have extremely white skin, go out without any hat or sunscreen on a 30C+ day and wonder why you got sunburnt. (lets see if that gets a bite...) _________________ "The weirdness of America: 250 million wankers living in a country with no word for wanker". Jeremy Clarkson, 1999. |
| Sat Apr 28, 2012 4:56 am |
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Content Dev  Team:  Main: Blue Dwarf Level: 61 Class: None Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:39 pm |
Re: Tips on How to be British? Drink lots of tea, with biscuits. Enjoy a good Sunday roast, and talk like a WW2 vet if you're old.
"Jolly good show old chap!" Don't get all your meals from McDonalds, and spell words correctly, like colour and sulphur. Don't go around wearing lederhosen, or saying "G'day mate" with a can of Fosters in your hand. Also, drink tea. No matter the time of day, no matter where you are, tea makes all things good. Tea at 6 in the morning when you just woke up is better than tea at 11 at night, btw. Especially when it's still warm.  _________________ "They've taken Mr. Rimmer. Sir, they've taken Mr. Rimmer!" "Quick, lets get out of here before they bring him back!" Support 
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| Sat Apr 28, 2012 5:37 am |
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 Team:  Main: Combustion Level: 5116 Class: Berserker Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:57 pm Location: United Kingdom |
Re: Tips on How to be British? Don't use the words Troll or Noob and make sure you aren't fat.
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Content Dev Team: Main: Blue Dwarf Level: 61 Class: None Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:39 pm |
Re: Tips on How to be British? I forgot a few things, if you're from Norwich, say bushy barnie bee instead of ladybird, and if your from london, say that instead of a woman's 'lower regions'.
If you're from Norwich, make a move on your cousin or other relative. If your southern, sound a bit posh, while if your northern you talk a little silly, saying "yer" instead of "your" and "fer" instead of "for", and wear farmer like clothes. If you're welsh, get to know your sheep.  _________________ "They've taken Mr. Rimmer. Sir, they've taken Mr. Rimmer!" "Quick, lets get out of here before they bring him back!" Support
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Team:  Main: BipolarJuice Level: 210 Class: Fleet Commander Joined: Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:47 am |
Re: Tips on How to be British? Drink your beers warm.
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