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Post Re: Tips on How to be British?
shawn_mccall wrote:
Ask our resident redcoat Kanganoob_lob.


You must Jiggle, love the Queen, drink tea, drink local ales and ciders, be arrogant, hate the rest of the world by default (especially America, defiling our language)...

Be very cynical of everything, make obscene jokes that shouldn't be funny (but are), (badly) impersonate accents from other parts of the world when talking about people from that area...

Hmm... Complain about our shitty weather (even when it's actually pretty good on the whole, and it'd be a lot worse if it wasn't for the Gulf Stream), take offence to everything on principal(!), complain about our Uni fees changing when half the people haven't even worked out what the change means (it's good for us)...

Yeah there's a lot more, but if you can do all that then you're on the right track :)

MASSIVE EDIT: I totally forgot the French (too much time playing ss with you damn Americans...). Ok so here we go; The English hate/despise/loath/detest those cheese eating surrender monkeys (and all their hairy women!).

/me Jiggles

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Sat Apr 28, 2012 6:15 am
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Post Re: Tips on How to be British?
We also enjoy a good grumble and then doing absolutely nothing about said thing that has caused such a grumble. Perhaps i'll grumble about people grumbling then doing nothing about it later.

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Sat Apr 28, 2012 7:06 am
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Post Re: Tips on How to be British?
Ooo... only show public affection to horses and dogs.

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Sat Apr 28, 2012 10:25 am
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Post Re: Tips on How to be British?
Interesting.

So then, which accent should I use? Any specific ones besides just plain "British"?

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Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:28 pm
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Post Re: Tips on How to be British?
Call everyone a wanker. It is the most British thing you can do.

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Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:46 pm
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Post Re: Tips on How to be British?
WTF LOL ? you people's can hate all you want. but I seriopusly As an american will Say They breed some of the pretiest Girl's and Some of the most awsome music. So Nyah

not to mention Atleast its One of the Very few European Cultures That didnt Become a boiling pot of the world (refined) ^,^ they Saved Everything they could from therre history as blood stained as it was..

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Sat Apr 28, 2012 1:34 pm
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Post Re: Tips on How to be British?


Look at the colors
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Sat Apr 28, 2012 1:40 pm
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Post Re: Tips on How to be British?
Fallen- wrote:
seriopusly


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Post Re: Tips on How to be British?
Fallen- wrote:
WTF LOL ? you people's can hate all you want. but I seriopusly As an american will Say They breed some of the pretiest Girl's and Some of the most awsome music. So Nyah

not to mention Atleast its One of the Very few European Cultures That didnt Become a boiling pot of the world (refined) ^,^ they Saved Everything they could from therre history as blood stained as it was..


And you rape the English language that badly? No wonder the British hate us so much.

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Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:00 pm
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Post Re: Tips on How to be British?
Lilith is german...

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because we can and it looks really cool

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Runescape, Allows you to change your name every 30 days.


Runescape sucks so it doesnt count :P


Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:08 pm
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Post Re: Tips on How to be British?
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shawn_mccall wrote:
Ask our resident redcoat Kanganoob_lob.


You must Jiggle, love the Queen, drink tea, drink local ales and ciders, be arrogant, hate the rest of the world by default (especially America, defiling our language)...

Be very cynical of everything, make obscene jokes that shouldn't be funny (but are), (badly) impersonate accents from other parts of the world when talking about people from that area...

Hmm... Complain about our shitty weather (even when it's actually pretty good on the whole, and it'd be a lot worse if it wasn't for the Gulf Stream), take offence to everything on principle(!), complain about our Uni fees changing when half the people haven't even worked out what the change means (it's good for us)...

Yeah there's a lot more, but if you can do all that then you're on the right track :)

MASSIVE EDIT: I totally forgot the French (too much time playing ss with you damn Americans...). Ok so here we go; The English hate/despise/loath/detest those cheese eating surrender monkeys (and all their hairy women!).

/me Jiggles

Kanga

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andezrhode wrote:
goett wrote:
All oly ships look way to geometrically conservative for my tastes.

thats because most graphic designers are squares :mrgreen:

goett wrote:
Fired bullets taste like candy.


Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:21 pm
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Post Re: Tips on How to be British?
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Look at the colors
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Win.

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Post Re: Tips on How to be British?
Well, some of the top-performing bands in history are British and Irish, and pretty girls can come from anywhere (example: Karen Gillan - Scotland) So... USA?

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playerboy345 wrote:
Lilith is german...

I'm Not just german ; i'm russian/estonian Cyprusian irish and English and i think there's some cherokee in there too ^,^
i told u im a mut well.... there's a Lot of genetic's to me...

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I'm russian/estonian Cyprusian irish and English and i think there's some cherokee in there too ^,^


You have that many fathers?

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