After interrogating the little guys I've learned the I now have all of the reindeer wranglers, all of the blacksmiths, all of the sleigh mechanics, and 75% of the toy factory workers. If SS is to have any more x-masses then:

This is a ransom note. If you want these little sweeties returned unharmed do the following!

1. Loose the silly speed bumps around solar bodies.
2. Loose the stupid concussion effect.
3. Dim down the stars.
4. Fix the lighting in ALL of the galaxies.
5. No more harmful stars.
6. Go back to the C1 skill system

OR I will have my vet perform surgery on the little buggers and The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe will have two new items on the menu.

1. Rocky Mountain "Elf" Oysters
2. Elf Caviar

And next year when Santa asks the little guys what they want for x-mas they'll all reply "Nuuuuuuts". And the little girls will be replying "Eggs".

Oh I found out one more thing... Elves without nuts tend to go nuts. and the girls... well we've all heard of PMS, multiply it by a couple million per Elfette. Not too much work will be done.

I "suggest" this topic be moved to a new sub-forum: spam

/signed Bageese?

FUCKING. LOL!!

you guys are fucking mean.

jesus, people on here put some of the dumbest shit the human race has ever produced and when Bone puts a joke post on here with his same complaints in a fun manner this time, you all are a bunch of jerks and freak out.

How many dumbshit religion/political/pseudoscience posts have there been that get legitimate responses.

You all confuse me...

-ERMAN

Bonecrusher has been totally against those things he demands "fixed" for at least a year. He has gone far enough to slander the admins all over other websites, inciting THOSE non-ss admins to put their feet down.

He whines, screams, yells, and throws a fit about them. Constantly. He only truly shuts up when Jeff/PR bans him.

He claims he is 60+, yet acts exactly like a four year old when Mummy doesn't get him or her candy at the store.

Most of the forum goers have him on our Foe List.

I for one love Bonecrusher. I mean, look at his avatar, c'mon now, rly bro, rly?

I know you can't hate that.

He is what Sofaking is to SBP, but for Concussions.

My avatar is cute'er'er!

Flying Kitteh's for the win.

This is Misc, which is now non-SS-related discussion. If it was SS-related and a serious complaint it would go in General Discussion?

I know he has those mental problems, but I can't resist!

I thought that was mi- ... Oh.