http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/bi ... -news.html

republican fear mongering is now a self-parody

noone can make fun of them anymore. no caricature, no matter how stupid, would ever come close to the truth.

ABORTED FETUSES. IN FOOD.

i cant even say how stupid this is.

if i didnt know any better i'd say it was a trap, an attempt to get people to say "of course noone puts aborted fetuses in food, cannibalism is already illegal, you fucking retardl" and call it cannibalism, which would then become an attempt to justify their own fucking stupid political goals, because how could it be cannibalism if they arent human?

IMO if someone is dumb/ballsy enough to put aborted fetuses in food, then good luck to them. FDA regulations require ingredients to be stated, if you're stupid enough to ignore the "aborted fetuses" in the list of ingredients then you deserve to eat them. ignorance is its own punishment.

tl;dr - its not prevented under anti-cannibalism laws. and calling it canniablism is to "fall for the trap", because noone really thinks aborted fetuses are in food. they just want more ammo for their "abortions are bad" argument. and once you say eating fetuses is cannibalism, the only reasoning can be that you think fetuses are human, which strengthens the anti-abortion argument (while having no fucking effect whatsoever on how many fetuses you get in a big mac)

this post is mostly about laughing at people who think noone should be allowed to have an abortion.

you cant parody this stuff, the parody always ends up looking like the real thing, with the reality looking like the too-stupid-to-be-real parody.

fair enough, their book says its wrong. but the constitution prohibits any one religion being favoured over another by the state, and without a valid scientific reason to deny women the right to an abortion, abortions being illegal is a violation of the freedom of religion clause of the constitution.

so we shall laugh at them.

But if we don't outlaw aborted fetuses from being in our foods, abortion clinics will pop up everywhere to sell meat by the tons!

There goes half my fridge . Next they'll be taking my damn slippers too.

Abortion is Right! You are saving the mother's life!

What's your opinion then, DB? Should it be illegal to serve human fetuses as food? What about cow fetuses? What about embryonic chickens?

All of this assuming of course that the food is properly labeled. Something like "Organically raised homo sapiens fetus meat harvested prior to 6 months gestation - 4 grams per serving" ought to do.

EY

If the child will kill the mother, and end up having a life full of constant pain, should the mother not abort?

A lot of people said "no abort".

Counter-argument: Ask if THEY would do that. 99.99% of people would take the abort if they were in the shoes of the mother that would've died in the first place.

It highly depends on what you define as being alive. By forcing someone to completely change their lifestyle, you are essentially 'killing' the person that existed prior to that event. And what of the fetus itself? Is it right to let it live and have a terrible life with a mother that wont care about it?(As she clearly doesn't, if she wants to abort it)

I'm not completely pro-choice on this; I am against abortions that take place practically at birth, since the mother has to go through labor and everything anyway. At that point, the baby is already trying to seperate itself from the mother, so it should be offered up for adoption. But prior to that time, it should remain the choice of the dominant intelligence of the life-form, the pregnant woman.

A human female is born with 400,000 potential eggs. That means that nearly 400,000 children die every time a human female dies. That's inhumane! No woman should be allowed to kill 400,000 babies! Let's make dying illegal so that they have to produce all 400,000 babies, because killing them is just terrible!

Also, no abortions for rape victims, because we want tons of bastard children running around with single mothers. And who cares about what the mother thinks, it was her fault for being raped in the first place!

And don't even get me started about teenage pregnancy. It was the fault of 14 year old Jane getting knocked up. Now she has to live with the consequences by having a chance of having to raise the kid on her own, not receiving a complete high school education, and having to work a shitty job to feed and clothe the kid!

But hey, there's an alternative. When you do have that bastard baby of yours, you can put it up for adoption. I mean, it's not like orphanages are over populated and don't give the proper care to the child. Sure, your bastard baby may develop life long mental problems as a result of not having a parent, and will probably do drugs and have some sort of criminal record, but that's not your problem! And lastly, you've just dodged eternal damnation by not killing an unborn, unconscious, bastard fetus that will probably grow up to fill the world with more bastard children. Good job!

nom nom nom nom babies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd2rBWbvDbA

you kind of need sperm for the eggs bro