Charcters:
Outpost Centauri and Zeta in Kochab
Outpost Gamma in Glen
Outpost Alpha in Hyper
Tobal
Mauty
Retyu
Desert Rat
Enforce Space Blue Alpha
Outpost Epsilon in Nihilite
Outpost Proximus in Deucalion
Greaseball Leader
ralf cart
Earthpost
SEJO
Greaseball Scout 1
Greaseball Scout 2
Greaseball Scout 3
Greaseball agent in Earthpost dressed up as a peasant
Greaseball Fighter 1
Greaseball Fighter 2
Greaseball Fighter 3
Qii race
Paximinus race
Iq'Bana Queen
Fuzz
Constable Pilot
Bluebottle
Outpost on Mars
Enforcer Scout
Story 1: Part 1: Greaseball's First attack
Kochab, Year 3261,December 18th
ralf cart: Hey Centauri, How are you doing over there.
Outpost Centauri in Kochab: Pretty fine, We've detected strange readings from Outpost Zeta though...
Enforce Space Blue Alpha: Damnit they're attacking us!
Retyu: I'll help you babes!
Outpost Zeta in Kochab: HELP!! We're being attacked by ---kggt kggt kgtt---
Tobal: They shall die!
Outpost Centauri in Kochab: Uhh Ohh its Greaseballs!! They're attacking!
ralf cart: I'll send some pimp gear from Epsilon in Nihilite
Tobal: Aww I died!
Outpost Alpha in Hyper: We are also sending some Plasmite Lasers and Drones to help you
Mauty: They shall perish for the defeat of TOBAL!
Enforce Space Blue Alpha: Sending
Outpost Epsilon in Nihilite: Guys im sending you some Rubber Ducky's and some Momma's Slicer's from Nihilite.
Outpost Centauri in Kochab: Incoming transmission from Greaseballs
Greaseball Leader: Durrunder or you will all die! Scouts
Scouts 1, 2, and 3: Yes, Sir?
Greaseball Leader: Get over there and see if they are armed
Scouts 1, 2, and 3: Ok Sir!
Enforce Space Blue Alpha: Damnit they have scouts!
Couple of hours later...
Greaseball Leader: What did you find
Greaseball Scout 1: They are not armed sir!
Greaseball leader: Ok proccede With the attack!
Greaseball Fighter 1: Ok Sir!
1 hour later...
ralf cart: Incoming attack! Theyre megas!
Outpost Centauri in Kochab: Our sheilds won't hold we need rations! We have no weapons!
Desert Rat: I'll get rations!
ralf cart: I'm coming, Ill try holding them off in my parsely..
Outpost Centauri in Kochab: Ok.
ralf cart: Wow this swarm of Greaseballs are weak, Megas are a little harder though...
Retyu: They are weak
Outpost Centauri in Kochab: Ok.
ralf cart: Ok I have killed all greaseballs. Send a transmission to The leader that his forces have been defeated.
Outpost Centauri in Kochab: Ok sending transmissions.
Greaseball Leader: How dare you kill my fighters!
ralf cart: You will die now!!
Outpost Centauri in Kochab: We've gotten Zeta back running!
Outpost Zeta in Kochab: Incoming message from SEJO
SEJO: We are sending a couple Fuzzes to help...
Story 1
Part 2: The Qii Pact
Paximinus, Year 3262, April 5th
Earthpost: There are strange reading coming from Paximinus
SEJO: Yes, They say they need help against a race that has settle of their galaxy...
Earthpost: We can't help them, We have a pact with the Qii race.
ralf cart: Guys the Qii are attacking Paximinus
Paximinus Race: Who cares if you have a !@#$ing pact we need help! Their weapons are too strong for ours!
Qii Race: Don't attack us you will demolish us!
ralf cart: I have an easy way and its effective too eeny meeny myni mo catch a tiger by its to eeny meeny myni mo! Attack the Qiis!
SEJO: Sending Enforcer Scouts!
Enforce Space Blue Alpha: Yay I'm in one already
Earthpost: Paximinus, We are sending help over!
Paximinus Race: Thank you!
Qii Race: You Shall perish Earthforce scum!!!
ralf cart: Whatever you noobie race.
Qii Race: We will never die!
Enforce Space Blue Alpha: Yes you will
Qii race: send urjuqiis over here! Also Incoming message from Iq'Bana
Iq'Bana Queen: We have sent help to our little cousins. Now Earthforce will Perish!
Earthpost: Fuzzes do not die
Fuzz: Die retarded feinds!
Qii race and Iq'Bana Queen: Oh no! We have lost all hope to win thsi war!! kggt noooo!!! kggt kggt kggt
Enforce Space Blue Alpha: YAY!! We Won!!!
Story 1
Part 3: The Invasion
Kochab, Year 3262, July 2nd
ralf cart: Incoming transmission from Gamma in Glen!
Outpost Gamma in Glen: Guys long time, no see?
ralf cart: Yes its been a long time Gamma.
Outpost Proximus in Deucalion: Hey we have a transmission from Greaseballs.... Weird they want to be our allies.
Enforce Space Blue Alpha: I doubt they will be our allies
Greaseballs Leader: Yes we want to be allies *laughs sinisterly*
ralf cart: Ummm ok.
ralf cart to every outpost: Announcing new allies! GREASEBALLS!
Greaseball Leader: *speaks Gibberish*
Greaseball Leader: MUAHHHAHa you have fallen into my trap!! Fighters attack!!!!
Greaseball Fighters 1, 2, and 3: YES SIR!!
Narrator: The battle raged on for days but we soon won the war of the greaseballs and ralf cart slayed the Iq'Bana Queen....
Story 2: Something.... New...
Sol, Year 3265, September 11
ralf cart: Hey guys, long time, no see?
SEJO: Yeh.
Enforce Space Blue Alpha: Hey ralf...
Greaseball Leader: Lucky the treaty doesn't expire for another 50 million galaxiollon years...
ralf cart: Yes, very.
SEJO: Hmmm, things get a lil' erie around the outpost on Mars.
Outpost on Mars: Yes erie indeed.
ralf cart: They are doing nuclear testing over there, of course it's going to be erie...
Retyu: New ship reading babes!
Constable Pilot: New ship indeed.
Enforcer Scout: We have succesfully created a new ship and also a new line of ships, there is the Constable, Cadet, Outlaw's Volcom and Paximinus ships.
Fuzz: Maybe we should make a mission to get the Fuzz ship *laughs*
ralf cart: Well I hope that's not any time soon.
Constable Pilot: Well the thing you have to do to get the ship is to get Peacemaking 10 in the outpost off Earth...
Tobal: To bad I'm banned or I'd get me one of these ships...
Mauty: Well you were a good teammate Tobal... don't give up.
Retyu: Ok stop this talk, we are talking about the new Constable.
ralf cart: I should get me one of these ships... Well I gotta get going.
Bluebottle: Bye ralfie.
THE END!!!
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created by: ralf cart and Enforce Space Blue Alpha