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Tax Collection Services Joined: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:45 pm	Imperial Tax Collecters I have been elected to inform you, subjects of Emperor Jey (May his Battle Sphere stay ever glossy.), that as of now EarthForce High Command has voted to reinstate Section 8 - Powers of EarthForce, and in doing so has authorized and validated the creation of a Tax Collection service, under Article 1 of Section 8: Quote: Section 8 - Powers of EarthForce EarthForce shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defense and general Welfare of the United Nations of Sol; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United Nations of Sol; What this means is that no more will the Emperor Jey (May his Slaves forever reign Havoc on NoobZ.), be relegated to accepting the feeble and flimsy offers from your pilferage of others hoard, nay, he shall be funded directly from thine own pockets. As of today, if an Imperial Tax Collector hails you and requests a payment on your taxes, you are to oblige, for they have been afforded the power and right to forcefully appropriate ever so needed funds for Emperor Jey (May his throne shine with the glow of a billion suns), and will not shy away from using lethal force if need be. If you have any questions, or would like proof as to the legality of this announcement, feel free to respond within this channel. Ciao! 4 n e thick skuld pee pole, dis meanz vee vil b commiting piracy, and if you dont give us deh cash den we goin ta pod joo!
Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:02 pm

Mikkel Team: Main: Mikkel Level: 1609 Class: Engineer Joined: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:59 pm	Re: Imperial Tax Collecters Tax Collection Services wrote: 4 n e thick skuld pee pole, dis meanz vee vil b commiting piracy, and if you dont give us deh cash den we goin ta pod joo! just incase anyone is wondering, and how much is teh taxors? _________________ this account is now owned by liquid death so get over it pansys
Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:06 pm

Tax Collection Services Joined: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:45 pm	Re: Imperial Tax Collecters The tax payment is, at a minimum, 100k per level. So a Level 100 Citizen will be required to pay 10,000,000 Credits in Taxes.
Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:08 pm

Nabaco Team: Main: Nabaco's Fort Level: 20 Class: None Joined: Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:59 pm Location: ...[BOX OF NOTHING]	Re: Imperial Tax Collecters Collect taxes from me and I'll FLARE YOU! _________________ JeffL wrote: Why does the forum now have super-slow yellow snow? http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq21 ... ed1555.png
Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:10 pm

Tax Collection Services Joined: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:45 pm	Re: Imperial Tax Collecters Nabaco wrote: Collect taxes from me and I'll FLARE YOU! Noted, all Tax Collectors will be warned to shoot on sight.
Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:11 pm

MasterTrader Team: Main: Hober Mallow Level: 1203 Class: Shield Monkey Joined: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:08 pm Location: Berkeley, CA	Re: Imperial Tax Collecters Is this a joke? _________________ “The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise.” ~ Isaac Asimov
Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:13 pm

Tax Collection Services Joined: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:45 pm	Re: Imperial Tax Collecters When you find yourself in a spirit, that should answer your question.
Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:14 pm

Tax Collection Services Joined: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:45 pm	Re: Imperial Tax Collecters My apologies, Hober Mallow is a member of EF, and as with all EF members he is immune to any collection attempts.
Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:15 pm

Mofouler87 Team: Main: Mofouler Level: 901 Class: Engineer Joined: Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:29 pm	Re: Imperial Tax Collecters I REFUSE TO PAY...I shall fight to thy death!! FOR HELRO!!! HELRO FOR EMP!!! _________________ s_m_w wrote: Mofouler87 wrote: Why does everyone like to stroke their E-peen on this game? Because e-breasts are very uncommon
Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:51 pm

Tax Collection Services Joined: Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:45 pm	Re: Imperial Tax Collecters Then forcibly take we shall.
Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:59 pm

Outcast Team: Main: Outcast Level: 2206 Class: Berserker Joined: Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:25 am Location: England, Leeds.	Re: Imperial Tax Collecters Hahahahahaha, good one. _________________ Progressive House
Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:09 pm

Sicuro Team: Main: Tainted Level: 1541 Class: Speed Demon Joined: Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:20 pm	Re: Imperial Tax Collecters Roflcopters! /roleplay Taxation without Representation! I demand this 'Imperial Government' which dares to take money from me, supply me with protection and end all strife in the universe. Can you do that? No you can't. You are the essence of nihility! _________________ The Voomy One wrote: I cant even fit one car in my garage because it's so full of crap
Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:12 pm

Sharky99x Member Joined: Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:28 am	Re: Imperial Tax Collecters LOL funny. Nice prank. _________________ http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u23/ ... kySig2.jpg I found Nemo!
Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:12 pm

Outcast Team: Main: Outcast Level: 2206 Class: Berserker Joined: Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:25 am Location: England, Leeds.	Re: Imperial Tax Collecters I really really really really hope this actually isn't a joke. _________________ Progressive House
Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:13 pm

Danger Team: Main: Danger Level: 2094 Class: Berserker Joined: Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:11 pm Location: TC , TX	Re: Imperial Tax Collecters funny... I will just not DG so i dont have to pay taxes. No moneys from me! _________________ Noobs -Slipknot MAGGOT 4 LIFE!- -Ninth Sphere-
Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:41 pm

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