Lol at you thinking this is in actual team
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| Author: | Bonecrusher [ Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Recruiting for SHAFTED |
I'm looking for volunteers for my new team: SHAFTED Your team rank will always be one rank below PEON, I.E., SLAVE You: will put all of your income into team treasury, I.E., my pockets You: must be willing to take one for the team no matter what and without complaint. If for any reason your team Director is muted you must immediately confess to the crime. You: will only talk when given permission, except as stated above You: need to take a potty break raise your right hand, as soon as I see it I may grant the break. you must keep playing using your left hand. You: will be on-line and playing SS 24/7 You: may not sleep while on-line, any team member caught sleeping at their keyboard will be stripped and flailed in front of their peers. You: any team member trying to push up daisies at their keyboard must have filled out a 'leaving team and SS warning notice' two weeks in advance and provided a replacement before kicking the bucket You: must sigh my iron clad agreement to the effect that you will never leave SHAFTED once you join, ... in your own blood and email it to me. I will check your DNA to make sure its really you. |
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| Author: | Swift.Kill [ Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED |
Sign me up |
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| Author: | Tomzta09 [ Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED |
Swift.Kill wrote: Sign me up Hes KOS to several teams, I recommend you don't. |
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| Author: | kingwayne30 [ Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED |
Mew or Bonecrusher? |
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| Author: | Swift.Kill [ Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED |
Tomzta09 wrote: Swift.Kill wrote: Sign me up Hes joking, I recommend you don't. |
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| Author: | Tomzta09 [ Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED |
Tomzta09 wrote: Swift.Kill wrote: Sign me up Hes KOS to several teams, I recommend you don't. Mew Meeow. |
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| Author: | Griffin [ Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED |
This team name simply makes fun of itself. I don't even have to try. |
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| Author: | thijs12b [ Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED |
Lol at you thinking this is in actual team
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| Author: | Griffin [ Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED |
Just decided to read past the first two lines. Lol'd. 
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| Author: | skyfyre [ Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED |
These are actually the bronze standard rule for mid/low tier WOW raiding guilds. The silver standard requires you to contract a minimum of 3-4 second or third world employees at your own expense that farm gold for you 24/7 and tithe 99% of the gold profits to the guild. The gold standard actually requires a legal contract of indentured servitude which will only hold up in a country that doesn't adhere to the geneva conventions. |
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| Author: | Threaten [ Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED |
You: will never get over concussions |
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| Author: | thecrazygamemaster [ Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED |
Put "that's what she said" or "in bed" after the end of the title post. Dude, you gotta rename your team. It honestly sounds like a perverted joke. |
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| Author: | Bonecrusher [ Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED |
thecrazygamemaster wrote: Put "that's what she said" or "in bed" after the end of the title post. Dude, you gotta rename your team. It honestly sounds like a perverted joke. Someone didn't bother to read before posting. |
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| Author: | Max235 [ Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED |
Team Politics is supposed to be for real teams.... If thats the case, then Bonecrusher won't have to muddy up the pure tradeness of traders :p If it's not, Bageese will end up locking it. |
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| Author: | playerboy345 [ Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED |
Ban! |
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