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Bonecrusher
Member
Team: 
Main: Bonecrusher
Level: 2144
Class:
Shield Monkey
Joined: Tue May 04, 2010 5:18 pm
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 Recruiting for SHAFTED I'm looking for volunteers for my new team: SHAFTED
Your team rank will always be one rank below PEON, I.E., SLAVE
You: will put all of your income into team treasury, I.E., my pockets
You: must be willing to take one for the team no matter what and without complaint. If for any reason your team Director is muted you must immediately confess to the crime.
You: will only talk when given permission, except as stated above
You: need to take a potty break raise your right hand, as soon as I see it I may grant the break. you must keep playing using your left hand.
You: will be on-line and playing SS 24/7
You: may not sleep while on-line, any team member caught sleeping at their keyboard will be stripped and flailed in front of their peers.
You: any team member trying to push up daisies at their keyboard must have filled out a 'leaving team and SS warning notice' two weeks in advance and provided a replacement before kicking the bucket
You: must sigh my iron clad agreement to the effect that you will never leave SHAFTED once you join, ... in your own blood and email it to me. I will check your DNA to make sure its really you.
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| Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:55 am |
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Swift.Kill
Team: 
Main: Mew Meeow
Level: 1244
Class:
Shield Monkey
Joined: Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:55 pm
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Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED Sign me up
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Aurora Ex Machina wrote: Nerf time.
playerboy345 wrote: Swift.Kill wrote: u havent tryed 5 Ada Rage BS Zerker yet WHIT LINCIN  u havent tryed 5 STFU WITH YOUR BS WHIT GTFO
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| Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:54 am |
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Tomzta09
Team: 
Main: Combustion
Level: 5116
Class:
Berserker
Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:57 pm Location: United Kingdom
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Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED Swift.Kill wrote: Sign me up
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NEXT HYPE
XxTommyxX, Daedalus, Combustion, Dr Eggman, Dr Combustica, Joew121, fghetfs
password wrote: dang trevor....you take this game so serious 
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| Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:37 am |
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kingwayne30
Team: 
Main: Cpt Mawson
Level: 1011
Class:
Shield Monkey
Joined: Fri Apr 02, 2010 6:46 am Location: NW UK.
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Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED Mew or Bonecrusher?
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- Cpt Mawson - Sgt Mawson - Fraternal Agent - Ned Flanders - MawsonFleetCommander - Pretender Ares - Pretender Poseidon - Pretender Hermes - Pretender Zeus - Global Marketplace Rep
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| Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:10 am |
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Swift.Kill
Team:
Main: Mew Meeow
Level: 1244
Class:
Shield Monkey
Joined: Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:55 pm
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Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED Tomzta09 wrote: Swift.Kill wrote: Sign me up
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Aurora Ex Machina wrote: Nerf time.
playerboy345 wrote: Swift.Kill wrote: u havent tryed 5 Ada Rage BS Zerker yet WHIT LINCIN u havent tryed 5 STFU WITH YOUR BS WHIT GTFO
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| Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:57 am |
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Tomzta09
Team:
Main: Combustion
Level: 5116
Class:
Berserker
Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:57 pm Location: United Kingdom
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Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED Tomzta09 wrote: Swift.Kill wrote: Sign me up
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NEXT HYPE
XxTommyxX, Daedalus, Combustion, Dr Eggman, Dr Combustica, Joew121, fghetfs
password wrote: dang trevor....you take this game so serious
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| Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:18 am |
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Griffin
Team: 
Main: Stabberz
Level: 2153
Class:
Gunner
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:55 am
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Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED This team name simply makes fun of itself. I don't even have to try.
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Blue Dwarf wrote: In space, no one can hear you cha cha cha.
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| Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:54 am |
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thijs12b
Member
Team: 
Main: Aku'Qa
Level: 2620
Class:
Berserker
Joined: Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:08 am
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Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED Lol at you thinking this is in actual team 
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My Characters (to avoid confusion): Xenophanes, Protagoras, Error Message, Aku'Qa and Unfriendly
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| Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:02 am |
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Griffin
Team:
Main: Stabberz
Level: 2153
Class:
Gunner
Joined: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:55 am
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Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED Just decided to read past the first two lines. Lol'd. 
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Blue Dwarf wrote: In space, no one can hear you cha cha cha.
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| Sat Mar 31, 2012 9:04 am |
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skyfyre
Team: 
Main: Skyfyre
Level: 2483
Class:
Speed Demon
Joined: Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:22 pm
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Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED These are actually the bronze standard rule for mid/low tier WOW raiding guilds. The silver standard requires you to contract a minimum of 3-4 second or third world employees at your own expense that farm gold for you 24/7 and tithe 99% of the gold profits to the guild. The gold standard actually requires a legal contract of indentured servitude which will only hold up in a country that doesn't adhere to the geneva conventions.
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| Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:45 pm |
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Threaten
Team: 
Main: Threaten
Level: 2853
Class:
Shield Monkey
Joined: Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:20 pm
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Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED You: will never get over concussions
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Get busy living or get busy dying
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| Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:47 am |
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thecrazygamemaster
Team: 
Main: The Crazy Game Maste
Level: 1031
Class:
Engineer
Joined: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:15 am Location: TARDIS, Time Vortex, Main Universe, Reality, Big Bang 2, Multiverse 1
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Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED Put "that's what she said" or "in bed" after the end of the title post. Dude, you gotta rename your team. It honestly sounds like a perverted joke.
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JeffL wrote: Not sure if the quality is really up to snuff, tbh.
JeffL wrote: Maybe you guys are right. We can leave things how they are for now and get more feedback later.
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| Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:11 am |
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Bonecrusher
Member
Team:
Main: Bonecrusher
Level: 2144
Class:
Shield Monkey
Joined: Tue May 04, 2010 5:18 pm
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Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED thecrazygamemaster wrote: Put "that's what she said" or "in bed" after the end of the title post. Dude, you gotta rename your team. It honestly sounds like a perverted joke. Someone didn't bother to read before posting.
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| Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:07 am |
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Max235
Team:
Main: Max235
Level: 1821
Class:
Seer
Joined: Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:16 am
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Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED Team Politics is supposed to be for real teams....
If thats the case, then Bonecrusher won't have to muddy up the pure tradeness of traders :p
If it's not, Bageese will end up locking it.
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| Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:39 am |
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playerboy345
Team:
Main: playerboy345
Level: 2035
Class:
Berserker
Joined: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:25 am Location: The Netherlands
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Re: Recruiting for SHAFTED Ban!
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JeffL wrote: because we can and it looks really cool
The Voomy One wrote: Quote: Runescape, Allows you to change your name every 30 days. Runescape sucks so it doesnt count 
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