Collect taxes from me and I'll FLARE YOU!
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| Author: | Tax Collection Services [ Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Imperial Tax Collecters |
I have been elected to inform you, subjects of Emperor Jey (May his Battle Sphere stay ever glossy.), that as of now EarthForce High Command has voted to reinstate Section 8 - Powers of EarthForce, and in doing so has authorized and validated the creation of a Tax Collection service, under Article 1 of Section 8: Quote: Section 8 - Powers of EarthForce EarthForce shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defense and general Welfare of the United Nations of Sol; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United Nations of Sol; What this means is that no more will the Emperor Jey (May his Slaves forever reign Havoc on NoobZ.), be relegated to accepting the feeble and flimsy offers from your pilferage of others hoard, nay, he shall be funded directly from thine own pockets. As of today, if an Imperial Tax Collector hails you and requests a payment on your taxes, you are to oblige, for they have been afforded the power and right to forcefully appropriate ever so needed funds for Emperor Jey (May his throne shine with the glow of a billion suns), and will not shy away from using lethal force if need be. If you have any questions, or would like proof as to the legality of this announcement, feel free to respond within this channel. Ciao! 4 n e thick skuld pee pole, dis meanz vee vil b commiting piracy, and if you dont give us deh cash den we goin ta pod joo! |
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| Author: | Mikkel [ Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imperial Tax Collecters |
Tax Collection Services wrote: 4 n e thick skuld pee pole, dis meanz vee vil b commiting piracy, and if you dont give us deh cash den we goin ta pod joo! just incase anyone is wondering, and how much is teh taxors? |
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| Author: | Tax Collection Services [ Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imperial Tax Collecters |
The tax payment is, at a minimum, 100k per level. So a Level 100 Citizen will be required to pay 10,000,000 Credits in Taxes. |
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| Author: | Nabaco [ Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imperial Tax Collecters |
Collect taxes from me and I'll FLARE YOU!
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| Author: | Tax Collection Services [ Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imperial Tax Collecters |
Nabaco wrote: Collect taxes from me and I'll FLARE YOU! Noted, all Tax Collectors will be warned to shoot on sight. |
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| Author: | MasterTrader [ Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imperial Tax Collecters |
Is this a joke? |
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| Author: | Tax Collection Services [ Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imperial Tax Collecters |
When you find yourself in a spirit, that should answer your question. |
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| Author: | Tax Collection Services [ Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imperial Tax Collecters |
My apologies, Hober Mallow is a member of EF, and as with all EF members he is immune to any collection attempts. |
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| Author: | Mofouler87 [ Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imperial Tax Collecters |
I REFUSE TO PAY...I shall fight to thy death!! FOR HELRO!!! HELRO FOR EMP!!! |
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| Author: | Tax Collection Services [ Mon Aug 31, 2009 6:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imperial Tax Collecters |
Then forcibly take we shall. |
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| Author: | Outcast [ Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imperial Tax Collecters |
Hahahahahaha, good one. 
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| Author: | Sicuro [ Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imperial Tax Collecters |
Roflcopters! /roleplay Taxation without Representation! I demand this 'Imperial Government' which dares to take money from me, supply me with protection and end all strife in the universe. Can you do that? No you can't. You are the essence of nihility! |
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| Author: | Sharky99x [ Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imperial Tax Collecters |
LOL funny. Nice prank. |
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| Author: | Outcast [ Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imperial Tax Collecters |
I really really really really hope this actually isn't a joke. |
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| Author: | Danger [ Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Imperial Tax Collecters |
funny... I will just not DG so i dont have to pay taxes. No moneys from me! |
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